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I forgot my Glasses
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Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did...
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Peterpan
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60ths
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whyhe sngl DATING IN THE 60s. Remember those days ? It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1963, and James had a date with Annabella. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Annabella's mother said as she welcomed James. 'Have a seat in the sitting room. Would you li...
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gerard gue
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Horse meat.
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Mate of mine sent me this, a bit corny but topical. A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco Her condition is said to be stable Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 e...
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Santa
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Pregnancy
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Then there was the two pregnant Nuns singing Benedictus..................
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Magnarc
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It's not Political - It's just funny
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John Clarke & Bryan Dawes.[Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN] John: Morning! Looking for a new car? Bryan: Nope. New Prime Minister, actually. John: You're the third one this morning. Anything in mind? Bryan: You know...... nothing f...
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Retreat
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Ex-benedict
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-- Edited by spida on Friday 15th of February 2013 09:00:35 AM -- Edited by spida on Friday 15th of February 2013 09:03:51 AM
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spida
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The Funeral
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The Parking Officer's Funeral As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside screams, "I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth, and mutters, "Too late pal, th...
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Magnarc
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Good advice, but too late.....
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The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the te...
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Magnarc
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ASSISTANCE FOR SEX !
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Women really aren't that complicated if you follow these simple steps to getting your lady in the mood for loving.Leave the toilet seat up. She will thank you when she realizes that the exercise she gets from putting it down several times a day will stop her from developing the dreaded bingo wings.Ins...
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dazren
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Think about it Guys
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater If you give her your sperm she will give you a baby If you give her a house she will give you a home If you give her groceries she will give you a meal If you give her a smile she will give you her heart So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s........
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June
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Women are Angels
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Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly............usually on a broom stick..............we are flexible like that !
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June
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cartoon
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Cowboy7307
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Miss Alabama
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Recoup
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Transplants.
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Did you know that with the current advances in body transplants, they can now perform "brain" transplants? This has led to a blackmarket for "brains." I understand that the going prices are:- Female brain $50, Male brain $500 Why the large difference Female brain worn ou...
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Landfall
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'' Comlicated ''
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I man was walking along the beach, found a bottle, picked it up went to rub it clean ? and whooomf out popped a Genie ?? the Genie was most greatful, and said Thank you Very Much, I have been trapped in there for 1000 years ?? and for setting me free I will Grant you ONE WISH ??? The Man said, Hang on a minute ?? I k...
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dazren
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Interrogation
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rockylizard
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Wedding
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rockylizard
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Chess
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, &q...
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rockylizard
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Irish!
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Itali...
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jimbo
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DRIVING REACTION TEST...
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I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at...
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Big Gorilla
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