Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, Everyone calls him 'Father'." ... The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.When he walks into a room People call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well...?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, She is slim, Tall, and 38D - 24 - 34. When she walks into a room, people say, "MY GOD!!!"
-- Edited by lilly31 on Tuesday 8th of January 2013 10:43:03 AM
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