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How To Give A Cat A Pill
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How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...
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So grandpa, how are you doing with the new Ipad we gave you for xmas
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This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/
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No Sex Tonight
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, t...
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10 Years Later Still the Best of Friends
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-- Edited by tcp99 on Wednesday 10th of October 2012 09:00:20 PM
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If Only Everyone Thought This
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What If...
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Hot Cute Dog
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Julia and her chauffeur
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Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks...
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Deer Roping
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Subject: Deer Roping at it's Best ! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of...
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Fifty Shades of Grey - Pensioners Version
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - PENSIONERS VERSIONThe heat from the fire was comforting as the three electric bars glowed brightly in their metal cage. Nora peeked across the room over the rim of her Reader's Digest. Gerald was snoring lightly, with his half-moon spectacles balanced on the end of his nose, a t...
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Th 2 best divorce letters Ever written
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"Best Divorce Letter EVER Written Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the...
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Y condoms come in packs of
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Why condoms come in packs of 3 , 6 & 12 A man walks into a pharmacy with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display , and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex .&q...
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memories ..
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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me..............My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.I gave her a cheeky wink and said, "Get that trolley ove...
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Turf.
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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."
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Naughty person
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i see iam not the only one on the forum that has been naughty to who ever it was, post ,it to me private i will pass it on lol
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A Soldier and his Squirel
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-- Edited by tcp99 on Sunday 30th of September 2012 03:20:02 PM -- Edited by tcp99 on Sunday 30th of September 2012 03:23:48 PM -- Edited by tcp99 on Sunday 30th of September 2012 03:24:16 PM
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Smile agen
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Smile
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Memory Problems
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A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. Really?, one of the men said, whats it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, what are t...
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It's called progress.
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As we are progressing towards the end of 2012, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water witho...
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