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TWO PRAWNS..
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.One called Justin and the other called Christian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn;I w...
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How old?
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Believer...
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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man."I am a Torah scholar," he says....
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Scotland confusion
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Gundog
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Pension Crack down
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Gundog
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Dr says you need to watch your drinking.
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Great News
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News Corp Is Now Using AI to Write Its Articles
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/01/news-corp-is-using-ai-to-write-articles-chatgpt-prompts/
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Passwords
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Dunny roll
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How far to Go
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Gundog
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Diesel Fitter
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At the Australian Embassy in Delhi, two men are lined up to apply to come to Australia under the skilled immigrant visa. The first man was interviewed and told the interviewer that he worked in the womens underwear fitting section of a department store. The official told him every red blooded Aussie m...
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I love it..
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A rich young woman sat beside a poor elderly man on a plane. She alerted the flight attendant upon taking her seat.The flight attendant answered warmly, when the woman abruptly said, Please find me another seat immediately. The flight attendant responded, Im sorry Maam, but the economy cabin is ful...
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Religions....
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Religions....
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Parachute.
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Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the loc...
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Today's joke...
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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...
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Arousal devices (not rude)
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner
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Tax claims & religion
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At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back t...
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Once every... almost never
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Two men were talking: I was wondering why my son has red hair. My wife has bond hair and I have black hair. Well. How often do you make love to your wife. Once a week, no once a month?... No once every six month?... Something more or less like this. It's clear then. It's rust!
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