Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford?
Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs.
You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much.
Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with them.
Some folks are hard to understand. They spend money they haven't got to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.
It is preferable to be a pedestrian than a driver. Easier to find a parking space.
There's nothing spoils a good rumour better than a few facts.
The most dangerous crop you can sow is a few wild oats.
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
I reserve the right to arm bears :)