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CHRISTMAS JOKE;
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams. "We can't stand th...
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Lovemaking tips for oldies!!!
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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 000 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your ha...
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Why cats have nine lives !
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Tomato Sauce
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A four-year old boy goes into the toilet and takes his favourite picture book with him. He seems to be in there for a long time so his mum peeks in on him. He is on the toilet and calmly flipping the pages- then he stops, puts the book down, grabs the edge of the seat with one hand and pounds himself on the head w...
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ONLY IN SCOTLAND
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SCOTTISH BAR STOOL FOR KILTS
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English Dictionary
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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference. When you marry the right woman, you are COM...
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**VIRUS**
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NEW VIRUS There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your staff or anyone else via any means, do not touch it. This virus will wipe out your private life...
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NO SEX!!!!!!
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NO SEX SINCE 1955 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to...
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JIGSAW:
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired ladysays, "...
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Conspiracy Theory
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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is further away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had bec...
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Cancel your credit cartds BEFORE you die...
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Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank bi...
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Fifty Sheds of Grey !!!
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The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a book,FiftyShedsOf Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... FiftyShedsOf Grey We tried various posit...
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Trevor's Folding Chair (Sound Needed)
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This is funny, been around before but still funny to hear again, sound needed, see; http://www.youtube.com/embed/2kpjnGWPmj0
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Duh
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How to jump a caravan or four
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Av3jaPlZHM
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OIL CHANGE;
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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper. 3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.0...
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Where are your Pants?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T0Wc8RQNtWU#!
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Called in Dead!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sJgDYdA8dio
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HYPNOTIST;
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the sam...
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NORMA;
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>> >> HOW IS NORMA? >> >>> >> A sweet grandmother >> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, >> "Is it possible to speak to someone >> who can tell me how a patient is doing?" >> >> The operator said, >&...
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Sensitivity?
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly... As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.' Mongrel says...
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