A bloke walks into a bar, and has no money,

there is a cat sitting in the corner,

so he tells every one i bet my dick is longer than the cats tail

so after a lot of laughter and banter thy measure the cats tail 12"

Thy then go about measuring the blokes dick 7" (his was a large one)

Pay up was the cry from every one

fair is fair says the bloke you measured the tail, from the cats ASS hole