Just Joking

goinsoon · goinsoon

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them t...

Vic · Vic

I did a search for this but couldn't find it, if it has been posted previously I apologise but it is still worth repeating; Pet Humour FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a...

robell · robell

God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven..... The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent...

sucastja · sucastja

"Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My...

Firefly · Firefly

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM ? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even thoug...

robell · robell

Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a fligh...

Beth54 · Beth54

Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oops... Sorry! We will attempt another doomsday eve...

clazandaza · clazandaza

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...

robell · robell

The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...

petengail · petengail

God appears to this sinful guy and says to him "if you really want to get to heaven you have to give up smoking, alcohol and sex." The guy says "well ok I want to go to heaven, so I will try" God comes back a fortnight later and says "how is it going" The guy says "ok for t...

robell · robell

The International scientific association,after years of study and an expenditure of two hundred and twenty million dollars, believe that they have found the answer to the question that has baffled mankind from the very beginning of life, What makes a woman happy ????????????? ...

Firefly · Firefly

New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,"Are yo...

jimricho · jimricho

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

gubby · gubby

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

Firefly · Firefly

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...

Firefly · Firefly

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...

Firefly · Firefly

robell · robell

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...

Firefly · Firefly

WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off clif...

Firefly · Firefly

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	OLDIES (Preview) Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them t...	goinsoon	1	1052	10:50 PM May 25, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Pet Humour (Preview) I did a search for this but couldn't find it, if it has been posted previously I apologise but it is still worth repeating; Pet Humour FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a...	Vic	2	1536	10:43 AM May 25, 2011 by Travel Bug
	NO NO (Preview) God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven..... The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent...	robell	1	1027	09:20 PM May 24, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Morning Sex (Preview) "Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My...	sucastja	0	888	07:35 PM May 24, 2011 by sucastja
	Where Do Red Head Babies Come From? (Preview) WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM ? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even thoug...	Firefly	0	767	07:21 PM May 23, 2011 by Firefly
	hair dryer (Preview) Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a fligh...	robell	1	677	05:24 PM May 23, 2011 by Travel Bug
	ATTENTION ALL JUDGEMENT and DOOMSDAY BELIEVERS: (Preview) Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oops... Sorry! We will attempt another doomsday eve...	Beth54	3	881	04:00 PM May 23, 2011 by Beth54
	A life of hopes (Preview) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...	clazandaza	3	910	06:25 AM May 23, 2011 by Zoomtopz
	The Frog (Preview) The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...	robell	1	865	11:55 PM May 22, 2011 by Travel Bug
	How to get to Heaven (Preview) God appears to this sinful guy and says to him "if you really want to get to heaven you have to give up smoking, alcohol and sex." The guy says "well ok I want to go to heaven, so I will try" God comes back a fortnight later and says "how is it going" The guy says "ok for t...	petengail	1	744	10:10 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	the answer (Preview) The International scientific association,after years of study and an expenditure of two hundred and twenty million dollars, believe that they have found the answer to the question that has baffled mankind from the very beginning of life, What makes a woman happy ????????????? ...	robell	3	852	10:05 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Aussie Husband (Preview) New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,"Are yo...	Firefly	1	875	10:02 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Confucius say (Preview) *Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find* the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....**	jimricho	4	1068	09:59 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	oops (Preview) A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."	gubby	3	1059	09:56 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Italian Grandparents. (Preview) T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...	Firefly	2	972	09:45 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Women Love Sensitive Men. (Preview) The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...	Firefly	4	1013	09:39 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Seniors Dating Agency (Preview)	Firefly	2	981	09:36 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Love grandkids (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...	robell	3	862	09:33 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	What Confucious Didn't Say (Preview) WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off clif...	Firefly	2	844	09:06 PM May 21, 2011 by goinsoon
	Finally A Wine Glass That Makes Sense. (Preview)	Firefly	0	1138	06:12 PM May 20, 2011 by Firefly
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