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TRAIN TICKETS;
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Three Australians and three Maoris are travelling by train to a Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maoris buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of t...
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INNER PEACE;
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> This morning, I read about a doctor who says the way to achieve inner > peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around > my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. > > Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle > of Chardonna...
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UPSET WIFE;
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UPSET WIFE She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight aw...
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Will You Live to see 80?
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Will You Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll liv...
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No Bombing
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Apparently a life guard has been given the sack from a local pool. Authorities claimed his conduct was poor and racist when he refused entry to a person of middle eastern appearance while pointing to the "No Bombing" sign.
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Part in a Play
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A small boy rushes home from school and says "Dad, I've got the best part in the school play, Im going to be a man who has been married for 25 years." His Dad looks at him and replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"
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Quick answer
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A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams. Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said, "What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?" After all the laughter d...
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Magnarc
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swine flu warning.
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If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
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brilliant;
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. A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.
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Brain #arts
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I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK
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reglynn
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Now lots of us nomads like to spend a bit of time on the water
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M
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The Ugly Frog
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...
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Subject: Colonoscopy Journal.
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Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...
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valiant81
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politically incorrect
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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When you want to use the F... word
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When you want to use the F Word...
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Off Road Caravan Racing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s
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petengail
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''
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OLD TIMERS BAR
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Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...
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sarg
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HEART SURGEON'S FUNERAL;
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One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...
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justcruisin01
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FLAT STOMACH
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...
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