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Dolphins
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I turned up at the Circus with my Wigwam and and my performing Dolphin for an Audition. The Manager of the Circus said " We need to run a few Checks, but to all in Tents and Porpoises the job is yours".
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petengail
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Wife gets what she wishes for...
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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petengail
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You cant beat a Kiwi
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CAN'T beat aKiwi!! AKiwi and an Aussie entered a chocolate shop As they were busy looking around, the Aussiestole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Aussie said to theKiwi "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that. " TheKiwi repl...
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spida
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Getting a beer
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I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "XXXX please mate." He said, "Are you 18?" I said, "No." He said, "I can't serve you then." As I walked out I thought to myself, "This is the fourth pub - what does a 22 year old have to do to get a beer round here?...
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petengail
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Secrets to a happy marriage
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Secrets to a Happy Marriage 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. and MOST important... 4. It is important that these three women never meet
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petengail
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Popes Farewell
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jules47
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Three strings
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Three strings walk into a bar two sit at the table one goes to the bar,three pots thanks the barman said we don't serve strings here,so back to the table tells his mates second one says I will try up to the bar three pots thanks the barman says I told your mate we don't serve strings here back to the table he go...
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Olley46
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Lizard
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A lizard walks into a bar and says one beer thanks ,the barman says we have a drink named after you,and the lizard Said what David. Lance C
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Olley46
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Drinks at the bar
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A lady walks into a bar and said to the barman three pots thanks ,barman sets up three pots she drinks two pots and tips the third one over her shoulder,this happened again,the barman couldn't help himself and asked why she would drink two and tip the third one over her shoulder, she said I just won tatt...
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Olley46
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Hymn 365......
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Subject: .... Hymn 365.. A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then fin...
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Duh
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on heat
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A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a w...
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gerard gue
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Great T shirt
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clazandaza
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Lawn Bowlers
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Drugs in sport - an obvious playing with negative stereo-types about lawn bowls; and an obvious follow-on from drug issues in other Australian sports!! However I did grin at some statements. Hope this is not too offensive!! Lawn bowls is a hotbed of drug use, with sports scientists using all sorts o...
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astroid60
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This will drive you crazy
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Please count the people below, wait for the picture to change then count them again. Count them and wait! Count them again after the picture has changed . This will drive you crazy! WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?
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Hoodathunkit
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What Do We Want !!!
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Duh
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Mattress just for men
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Somebody finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. No more snoring again - will be sleeping on stomach 99% of the time. Description: 0B2BFF9FC05D4C73977519304D39F502@bvo9a5d223b05e Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... An...
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Irish Diet
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An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...
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Bassett52
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Aldi Doctor
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Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...
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Hoodathunkit
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It all makes sense now.
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It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.
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Hoodathunkit
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SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
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Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...
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