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Medication
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25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.
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SENIOUR WOMAN
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...
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Giving blood
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rockylizard
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better than a flu shot
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...
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Really touching Xmas story
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I know I'm not the most romantic person, but I have to admit, I found this story really touching. A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upse...
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British Humour
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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor'...
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Can You Read This ? Human Brain At Work
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Medicare Ozzie Style
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sander...
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Recoup
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Pianist
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet
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rockylizard
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New Exercise Routine
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The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise intoour daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular healthand maintain muscle mass.If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then domore repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina....
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Diamonds
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I asked my wife what she would like for a Christmas present, she replied quote " something thats got lots of diamonds" I have just bought her a beautiful pack of playing cards.
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vk6tnc
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Gangnam
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rockylizard
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PATRICK;
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Patrick walks into abar in Dublin, Orders three pints ofGuinness & sits in thecorner of the room, Drinking a sip out ofeach pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Y...
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Nude Beach
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Recoup
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Smart Cat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrlTijuhVOA&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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tcp99
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Dentist
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A bloke went to the dentist and found he'd have to have a tooth extracted. The dentist prepared to give him an injection but he refused, saying he hated needles. She offered him a mouthwash to deaden the area but he didn't like the taste and refused. Eventually, she asked him if he could handle tablets. W...
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extreme potato
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good news bad news
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A BLOKE WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL,HE SAYS TO THE DOCTOR ''WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING.'' THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM HE BEEN INVOLVED IN A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT AND HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST WEEK. ''AM I GOING TO BE OK'' HE ASKS THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SAYS '' YOU WILL RECOVER BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NE...
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rowdy
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Universal Solution
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Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...
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Hoodathunkit
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...
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If you like pointers and pointing
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http://www.pointerpointer.com/
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