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Butcher
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When I was a kid, my mum used to send me to the butcher shop on Friday afternoons to get a pigs cheek with the eye left in. It used to see us over the weekend. -------------------------------------------------- One Friday the butcher sat on his mincing machine. He got all behind in all his sausage order...
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The beat goes on
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I was in David Jones recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me And suddenly I remembered I was lis...
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A clean sweep
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Sweeping around I'm gonna make a clean sweep of this - Two brooms are hanging in a darkened closet , after awhile they get to know each other Very well . So , they decide to marry . One broom was the Bride-broom The other was the Broom-groom. The bride-broom was resplendant in her white wedding dress . The b...
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Nice Restaurant
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NICE RESTAURANTMy wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?"...
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The Vibrator
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...
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Little Johnny.... again
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Little Johnny The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. ... Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales app...
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Hmmmmmmmm
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TITANIC!
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TITANIC - AN AMAZING FACTAfter 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to findthat the Titanic's swimming pool was still full...
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FRIDGE NOT WORKING;
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The wife left a note on the fridge. "Its not working, I cant take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Dads." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.... Not sure what she was talking about!
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THE IRISH
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-- Edited by wild bull on Saturday 28th of July 2012 03:29:25 PM
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Watcha Doin' ?
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Click on photo to enlarge it... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Saturday 28th of July 2012 11:44:43 AM
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School
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Tinman
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The Lotto
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them - they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and, to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the...
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Blonde mortician
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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. T...
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THE GENIE
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THE GENIEA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, s...
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Cartoons
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The Lighterside OfGetting Old Cartoons
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ooops!!!
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels...
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MOBILES ON THE TRAIN;
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After a busy day I settled down in the train from Waterloo for a nap as far as my destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near mehauled out his mobile and started up: "Hi darling, it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that fl...
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