Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend.There was a guy on the dance floor living it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
