Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend.There was a guy on the dance floor living it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
"A lie can travel halfway round the world while truth is putting on it's shoes".
Samuel Clemens.
