The owner of a business was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'
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