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Saying goodnight to Mum
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Goodnight to Mum We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our parret, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to l...
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Quarter back
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I do not wish to offend anyone who has hair which may be of a less than dark hue but I just had to share this one with you A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it,...
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The haircut
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you...
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Wiremu's Woes
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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the Bledisloe Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate pro...
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Tonsils vs circumcision
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Two little boys are in the hospital for an operation next day. The older boy leans over and asks,"What are you having done?" The second boy says,"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."The first boy says,"...
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barina
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age
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A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurantbecause the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, perky breastsand nice bums. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed wh...
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RV Shower
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Irish thieves
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Did you hear about the 2 Irishman that stole a calander They both got 6 months
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THE MILKMAN;
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the do...
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Sex After Surgery
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Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that her husband had surgery there, and afterward, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology a...
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Swimming Pool
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.***********
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs . I cdnualt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid , Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,it deosn"t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a word are the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht thefrist a...
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Chicken Tonight
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down...
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THE BLACK BRA
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our ey...
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigu...
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AUSSIE STATS
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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.' Bloody good value that! -- Edited by sarg on Saturday 17th of August 20...
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Irish farmers
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Two Irish farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the same price they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realise they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started wi...
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To. Many wife's
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Bloke says both my wife's died .what did the first won die of, eating poison mushrooms. the second died of a broken neck ,how come . She wouldn't, eat the mushrooms....
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Down the beach
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Two Greek blocks down the beach, joe says to George,how come you get plenty of sexy girls. george tells joe put a potato down the front of your speedos. george sees joe the next day and tells him put the potato in the front NOT THE BACK...... Alan
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Working after 70...
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This is what will happen when the Govt. forces us to work until the age of 70... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI
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