Just Joking

spida · spida

tonyd · tonyd

A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...

astroid60 · astroid60

copper1 · copper1

copper1 · copper1

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...

D and D · D and D

valiant81 · valiant81

A LAWYER STORY..... And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunt...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dar...

bill12 · bill12

This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM

Hurls · Hurls

Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...

copper1 · copper1

An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...

spida · spida

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...

gerard gue · gerard gue

True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*Ed as a fart...The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a sl...

Hurls · Hurls

Hurls · Hurls

Hurls · Hurls

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...

Hurls · Hurls

Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...

copper1 · copper1

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

copper1 · copper1

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...

copper1 · copper1

A man from The Snowy Mountains left the snowballed streets of Blue Cow for a vacation in Alice Springs. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had w...

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	old age (Preview)	spida	1	727	07:01 AM Nov 15, 2013 by D and D
	The cabbie and the nun (Preview) A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...	tonyd	0	745	08:00 AM Nov 14, 2013 by tonyd
	Paper (Preview)	astroid60	1	809	03:31 PM Nov 14, 2013 by rockylizard
	Meanwhile in Australia (Preview)	copper1	0	839	06:57 AM Nov 14, 2013 by copper1
	Motorcycle Cop (Preview) A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...	copper1	2	885	05:33 AM Nov 14, 2013 by copper1
	Looking for the choppers (Preview)	D and D	2	808	07:54 PM Nov 13, 2013 by PeterS
	A LAWYER STORY......... (Preview) A LAWYER STORY..... And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.*So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunt...*	valiant81	0	723	04:57 AM Nov 12, 2013 by valiant81
	Blonde men (Preview) Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dar...	Rip and Rosie	3	807	05:20 AM Nov 12, 2013 by Wandererone
	Birthday card (Preview) This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM	bill12	7	1197	04:46 AM Nov 12, 2013 by sarg
	Black Panties (Preview) Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...	Hurls	1	781	04:22 AM Nov 12, 2013 by sarg
	Amish Women Driver (Preview) An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...	copper1	1	739	04:19 AM Nov 12, 2013 by sarg
	New operating systems (Preview) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...	spida	0	642	08:17 PM Nov 11, 2013 by spida
	Completely corked - A True French Incident (Preview) True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*Ed as a fart...The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a sl...	gerard gue	0	710	06:07 PM Nov 11, 2013 by gerard gue
	Some More (Preview)	Hurls	0	692	05:00 AM Nov 11, 2013 by Hurls
	Behind the Scenes (Preview)	Hurls	0	602	04:54 AM Nov 11, 2013 by Hurls
	Scottish Baby (Preview) A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...	Hurls	0	690	04:47 AM Nov 11, 2013 by Hurls
	Two Dublin Nuns (Preview) Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...	Hurls	0	704	04:46 AM Nov 11, 2013 by Hurls
	Kirk's Ear (Preview) Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.	copper1	0	606	02:26 AM Nov 11, 2013 by copper1
	Which Barbie (Preview) Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...	copper1	0	640	02:24 AM Nov 11, 2013 by copper1
	Hot enough for Ya (Preview) A man from The Snowy Mountains left the snowballed streets of Blue Cow for a vacation in Alice Springs. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had w...	copper1	0	557	02:23 AM Nov 11, 2013 by copper1
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