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Two Irish Nuns


Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, 
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in 
this country actually eat dogs." 

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if  we shall 
live in America , we might as well do as the  
Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push  cart vendor yelling, 
"Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,"  and they both 
walk towards the hot dog cart.  

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very  
pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and  
hands them over.  Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench  
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother  superior is first to open hers. 

She begins to blush, and then, after staring 
at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in 
a soft brogue  whispers:

"What part did you get?"



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Good one Hurls..........biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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