A nasty and mean looking truckie

came into a Truck Stop Cafe

and placed his order.

He said,

'I want three flat tires,

a pair of headlights

and a pair of running boards.'

The brand new blonde waitress,

not wanting to appear stupid,

went to the kitchen and said to the cook,

'This guy out there just ordered

three flat tires, a pair of headlights

and a pair of running boards.....

What does he think this place is

an auto parts store?'

'No,''

the cook said.

'Three flat tires mean  three pancakes;

a pair of headlights

is two eggs sunny side up;

and a pair of running boards...

Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!'

'Oh... OK!'

said the blonde.

She thought about it for a moment

and then spooned up a bowl of bake beans

and gave it to the customer.

The truckie asked,

'What are the beans for, Blondie?'

I LOVE THIS ONE.........

She replied,

'I thought, while you were waiting for

the flat tires, headlights and running boards,

you might as well fill up on gas!