Just Joking

copper1 · copper1

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour.... He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so r...

copper1 · copper1

When you are over sixty who gives a sh#t. This ******* looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Crown Larger or VB?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty who gives a sh#t? *********** I was talking to a girl i...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JC.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER .. Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 chi...

Vic41 · Vic41

http://safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF

sarg · sarg

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. 'Hello,' said the little boy'Hi,' replied the little girl. 'Where are you going?' asked the little boy. 'I've been to church this morn...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...

Hendo · Hendo

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Thoughts from a friend: I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world and realized that at my age, I don't really give much of a rat's ass anymore. - If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. - A rabbit r...

copper1 · copper1

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." ... "I couldn't even m...

Hendo · Hendo

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if she had a newspaper handy. "This is the 21st century Dad," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my I Pad." I can tell you this: I Pads are bloody useless for swatting flies.

bridget · bridget

Hendo · Hendo

On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME! I hav...

bridget · bridget

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...

bridget · bridget

bridget · bridget

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Why do the french eat snails' They dont like fast food.

sarg · sarg

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	TOMATOE'S....!! (Preview) A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour.... He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so r...	copper1	0	655	09:22 PM Jan 14, 2014 by copper1
	When you are over sixty who gives a sh#t. (Preview) When you are over sixty who gives a sh#t. This ***** looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Crown Larger or VB?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty who gives a sh#t? ********* I was talking to a girl i...	copper1	1	662	09:14 PM Jan 14, 2014 by sarg
	MANUAL LABOR; (Preview) JC.	justcruisin01	1	704	08:20 PM Jan 14, 2014 by mongrel
	Ethel and Margaret (Preview) LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER .. Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 chi...	Gunsondeck	2	1285	06:10 PM Jan 14, 2014 by Bunkerbob
	Masculine Moments..... (Preview) http://safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF	Vic41	1	883	05:27 PM Jan 14, 2014 by GaryKelly
	Sunday CLOTHES (Preview) A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. 'Hello,' said the little boy'Hi,' replied the little girl. 'Where are you going?' asked the little boy. 'I've been to church this morn...	sarg	1	839	03:52 PM Jan 14, 2014 by mongrel
	Morris (Preview) Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...	Yendorane	2	841	10:03 PM Jan 13, 2014 by sarg
	Places I've been (Preview) I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...	Hendo	0	620	09:29 AM Jan 13, 2014 by Hendo
	: BETTY WELCOMING HOME HER CRICKET TEAM. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	655	09:21 AM Jan 13, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Thoughts from a friend: (Preview) Thoughts from a friend: I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world and realized that at my age, I don't really give much of a rat's ass anymore. - If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. - A rabbit r...	Gunsondeck	1	1191	04:33 PM Jan 13, 2014 by Patto44
	Getting Old (Preview) A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." ... "I couldn't even m...	copper1	1	698	09:21 AM Jan 13, 2014 by dazren
	I Pad (Preview) I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if she had a newspaper handy. "This is the 21st century Dad," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my I Pad." I can tell you this: I Pads are bloody useless for swatting flies.	Hendo	0	609	12:05 PM Jan 12, 2014 by Hendo
	Give me a BIG HUG..lol (Preview)	bridget	1	670	01:52 PM Jan 12, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	The Englishman (Preview) On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME! I hav...	Hendo	1	737	10:10 AM Jan 12, 2014 by sarg
	never share ......l (Preview)	bridget	4	798	10:54 PM Jan 11, 2014 by bridget
	Last Kiss... (Preview) Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...	Gunsondeck	1	768	10:57 AM Jan 11, 2014 by Ontos45
	Are you sure we all have one ..lol (Preview)	bridget	1	816	10:48 AM Jan 11, 2014 by Ontos45
	Yep this is a males view .....for sure (Preview)	bridget	3	769	10:28 AM Jan 11, 2014 by Ontos45
	Q+A' (Preview) Why do the french eat snails' They dont like fast food.	justcruisin01	1	648	10:17 AM Jan 11, 2014 by MA247
	Nurse in training‏ (Preview) A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...	sarg	1	848	12:00 AM Jan 11, 2014 by Bryan
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