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Big Gorilla


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Life just gets better as you get older!

I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

 

 

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

 

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

 

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


This is what happens when old people start using technology!



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Very funny

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