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THE BULL


I  recently spent $14,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out  with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was  beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed  him once per day.

The  bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows! He's like a  machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him.....

 

 



But they taste kind of like peppermint  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 



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Good one Sarg, can you give me the vet's number??



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Peter & Jan



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Hey Peter, I think (John) Yeoeleven down at Greens Lake might have some disguised as Whinging Pills,( the chocolate flavoured ones) They don't do anything for the girls ,...but they make the Blokes Stand up and listen...biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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As the Old Bloke (comedian) says...those pills stop you peeing on your shoes too.

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