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My Dad's the fastest
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Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other bo...
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kiwijims
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Award winning joke
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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's
testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in
another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking...
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kiwijims
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Some women know how to parallel park.....
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Vic41
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Obama meets the Queen...
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Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...
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Longest Password.....
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Vic41
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OUCH !!!!!!
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After an alleged visit to the Pleasure Parlour Federal politician Craig Thomson allegedly notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. Thats serious, says the doc. You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Yes, says Thomson, nodding seriously. Well, says the doc, youve got b...
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sarg
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THE IRISH MIRROR
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After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a pictu...
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sarg
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Bath Night In Scotland
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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," sh...
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rosco532
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The taxman commeth
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The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been wi...
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Joe50
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Heard some where
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Suck baby suck blows only an expression
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Cowboy7307
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751
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Milk Train.....
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A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was sti...
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Vic41
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Seems Fitting
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Russue
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Mick & Paddy.....
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Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, ' I can't be bothered to walk all dat way.' 'I know,' says Paddy, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go i...
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Vic41
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Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !!
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Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !! ONE MUST NEITHER PRESUME NOR ASSUME!! *There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.* The wife comes home late at night from a night out with the girls. She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the sheets she sees four leg...
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rosco532
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Little Johny again.....
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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives? Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.
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aussie_paul
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ust a couple of funnies from King billy cokebottle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKzF9l1UMXQ
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graham (chickenman)
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Little Johnny strikes again...
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The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion onthe word 'Tragedy'.So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that...
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Russue
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MAKING A BABY;;;;;
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Making a Baby.. There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now.The man should be here soo...
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justcruisin01
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Senior Exam Questions
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The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company ins...
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Hurls
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A Damn Fine Explanation
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION: The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the Mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divo...
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