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Little Freddy,
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Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...
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BAR FOR MEN OVER 60 !!!!
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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Saturday 20th of April 2024 01:49:21 PM
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A WALK IN THE PARK..
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A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert DungeyDave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parke...
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Truth
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The Best yet from Pauline
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS7yhwFAwIM
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I've been expelled
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Southern Cruizer
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Drinking Beer
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Hmmm
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Getting older slowly
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How..
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Ooof
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S...t Sandwich
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Killer.
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After finding their third murder victim with a Weetbix in his alimentary canal, Police say they are looking for a cereal killer.
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Any Medical Concerns?
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After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?''In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and swea...
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Drunk..
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression, I presume.One little girl held up her hand and said. Yesterday my mother hand-washed the dinner dishes, so I presume the dishwasher was broken.Very good, said the teacher.Another one said. This morning,...
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Philosphers
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Philosophers Of the 20th Century Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop...
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Ha ha..
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Why..
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Left keys in car.
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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...
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