Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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dorian · dorian

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...

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Back in time

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...

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	Plastic surgery.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	701	11:43 AM Sep 18, 2023 by Aussie1
	Why.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	573	11:04 AM Sep 18, 2023 by peter67
	Poor Donald, mental acuity is not his forte (Preview) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974	dorian	2	635	10:38 AM Sep 18, 2023 by dorian
	Quite funny. 🙂 (Preview) Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...	aussie_paul	0	528	05:54 PM Sep 17, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Harrods.. (Preview) A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...	aussie_paul	0	552	05:53 PM Sep 17, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ma was in the kitchen.. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...	aussie_paul	0	543	08:23 PM Sep 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ma was in the kitchen.. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...	aussie_paul	0	448	08:21 PM Sep 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A conversation in HEAVEN.. (Preview) SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...	aussie_paul	1	635	10:51 PM Sep 15, 2023 by yobarr
	Mentioned in the will.. (Preview) Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...	aussie_paul	0	447	08:03 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Mentioned in the will.. (Preview) Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...	aussie_paul	0	303	08:01 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Answered prayers.. (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...	aussie_paul	0	366	07:59 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Fake (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	507	12:41 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	This is description of a suspect who attacked the respondent in their back yard one night last year. (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	418	12:32 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Emotional Support Dog (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	486	12:27 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Cookbook (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	378	12:25 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Moose (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	1	477	08:28 AM Sep 15, 2023 by dorian
	Jellyfish (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	451	10:53 PM Sep 14, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Touching your face (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	343	10:37 PM Sep 14, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Back in time (Preview) Back in time	Bicyclecamper	0	449	10:31 PM Sep 14, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Noah and the Ark in 2020.. (Preview) In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...	aussie_paul	1	582	01:42 PM Sep 13, 2023 by Whenarewethere
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