Just Joking

kandagal · kandagal

Bluey, an Aussie, goes to Buckingham Palace for an interview for a job as a footman. He is ushered into a room in front of a panel of men & women. He is asked a few questions & then the Chairman of the panel said, "That is satisfactory. Now would you roll your trouser legs up above your kn...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

rosco532 · rosco532

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,"Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when yo...

Hurls · Hurls

. New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, " God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, i...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days aft...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...

Vic41 · Vic41

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I'll...

Kendo · Kendo

An old woman was fronting the Judge. The judge says, "I am going to give you 6 months jail for each of the peaches in that can you have stolen" The old woman's husband puts his hand up and says, "excuse me judge, and she took a can of peas"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...

Redlander · Redlander

Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?" K.J.

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG

Vic41 · Vic41

The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...

Ole_Grizzly · Ole_Grizzly

Chinese Hurrymoon A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	An Aussie at Buck Palace (Preview) Bluey, an Aussie, goes to Buckingham Palace for an interview for a job as a footman. He is ushered into a room in front of a panel of men & women. He is asked a few questions & then the Chairman of the panel said, "That is satisfactory. Now would you roll your trouser legs up above your kn...	kandagal	0	774	05:17 PM Jul 6, 2014 by kandagal
	BRITISH HUMOUR... (Preview) These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 **er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES.** Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a...	Gunsondeck	0	873	12:53 PM Jul 6, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Ha! (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	744	12:48 PM Jul 6, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	What A Guy (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,"Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when yo...	rosco532	0	701	07:56 AM Jul 5, 2014 by rosco532
	The State We're In (Preview) . New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol...	Hurls	0	853	03:36 PM Jul 4, 2014 by Hurls
	Golf Lessons.... (Preview) A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, " God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, i...	aussie_paul	1	755	12:21 PM Jul 4, 2014 by Vic41
	THREE VIRGINS;; (Preview) Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days aft...	justcruisin01	0	858	11:53 AM Jul 4, 2014 by justcruisin01
	SCHNAUZER (Preview) My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...	Big Gorilla	1	780	11:51 AM Jul 3, 2014 by petengail
	Honeymoon.... (Preview) A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I'll...	Vic41	0	671	09:47 PM Jul 2, 2014 by Vic41
	Watch those Peas (Preview) An old woman was fronting the Judge. The judge says, "I am going to give you 6 months jail for each of the peaches in that can you have stolen" The old woman's husband puts his hand up and says, "excuse me judge, and she took a can of peas"	Kendo	0	750	07:23 PM Jul 2, 2014 by Kendo
	Grins and Snickers.......... (Preview) Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...	aussie_paul	0	1011	10:13 PM Jul 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Positions.... (Preview)	Vic41	0	779	03:56 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	The Three Roses.... (Preview) A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...	Vic41	0	675	01:10 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	Conquer The Scots (Preview) CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...	Gunsondeck	2	977	12:11 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Home Schooled (Preview) Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...	Redlander	0	750	11:38 AM Jun 30, 2014 by Redlander
	Ths Pervert (Preview) *Telephone rings, woman answers.* *Pervert, breathing heavily, says,* *"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"* *Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....* *Who shall I say is calling?"* K.J.	kiwijims	1	814	09:55 AM Jun 29, 2014 by philR
	Chinese Divorce (Preview) Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG	Cowboy7307	0	699	05:47 AM Jun 29, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Yellow Traffic Light.... (Preview) The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...	Vic41	0	824	12:33 PM Jun 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Chinese Hurrymoon (Preview) *Chinese Hurrymoon* *A young Chinese couple get married.* She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...	Ole_Grizzly	0	867	10:26 AM Jun 28, 2014 by Ole_Grizzly
	speed hog (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	839	01:45 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
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