Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...

D and D · D and D

http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...

Hurls · Hurls

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...

Hurls · Hurls

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep qu...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Hendo · Hendo

A couple of younger gm's were driving throught the outback, other side of the black stump, when their car broke down. Being well prepared, they had no phone, no water and no idea how to fix the car. Panic was starting to set in when they noticed off in the distance a small puff of dust, slowly getting bigge...

Hurls · Hurls

Enjoy the Cricket funnies. Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What's the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A.Nothing! If you blink you'll mis...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JC.

Hurls · Hurls

First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a si...

D and D · D and D

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JayDee · JayDee

A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him. One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has do...

rosco532 · rosco532

Attendance call on the first day back at school. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here.""Achmed El Kabul?" "Here.""Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here.&q...

copper1 · copper1

Husband takes the wife to a disco for New Years Eve. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago to the day he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: &q...

D and D · D and D

JayDee · JayDee

A Mafia Boss finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. (That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court). When the Godfather goes to confront Gui...

JayDee · JayDee

DEFINITION ( EXAMPLE) OF CHUTZPAH: A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o'clock, as they are clearing everythi...

Hendo · Hendo

I went to the doctor yesterday, told him I was having a bit of trouble with my bladder and bowel. He asked if I was regular, I told him "yep like clock work, 6 o'clock every morning." "Well what's the problem then?" he asked "I don't wake up until 10 past!" I replied

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	MATURE LADIES; (Preview) A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...	justcruisin01	0	728	04:47 PM Jan 5, 2014 by justcruisin01
	ONE FOR THE GOLFERS; (Preview) Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...	justcruisin01	0	527	04:45 PM Jan 5, 2014 by justcruisin01
	Beware the new technology (Preview) http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM	D and D	2	756	05:33 PM Jan 5, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	REVEREND JOHN FLAPPS; (Preview) Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...	justcruisin01	0	668	04:45 PM Jan 4, 2014 by justcruisin01
	All Aboard (Preview) A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B***ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B***ds who are getting on, get on now,...	Hurls	0	559	03:16 PM Jan 4, 2014 by Hurls
	A Short Love Story (Preview) A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep qu...	Hurls	0	577	02:47 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Hurls
	ENERGY SAVER; (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	560	01:44 PM Jan 3, 2014 by justcruisin01
	So tough! (Preview) A couple of younger gm's were driving throught the outback, other side of the black stump, when their car broke down. Being well prepared, they had no phone, no water and no idea how to fix the car. Panic was starting to set in when they noticed off in the distance a small puff of dust, slowly getting bigge...	Hendo	0	522	01:28 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Hendo
	Cricket (Preview) Enjoy the Cricket funnies. Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What's the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A.Nothing! If you blink you'll mis...	Hurls	1	646	06:05 PM Jan 3, 2014 by mongrel
	MIND READER (Preview) JC.	justcruisin01	1	687	03:00 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	First the Apple.... (Preview) First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a si...	Hurls	1	704	09:00 AM Jan 3, 2014 by sherbert
	New spin on an oldie (Preview)	D and D	0	544	06:42 PM Jan 2, 2014 by D and D
	SNEEKY; (Preview)	justcruisin01	2	630	09:52 PM Jan 2, 2014 by dazren
	I like "Jacky's" thinking (Preview) A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him. One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has do...	JayDee	1	698	09:53 AM Jan 2, 2014 by mike e
	1st day back at school (Preview) Attendance call on the first day back at school. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here.""Achmed El Kabul?" "Here.""Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here.&q...	rosco532	0	619	12:23 PM Jan 1, 2014 by rosco532
	New Years Eve (Preview) *Husband takes the wife to a disco for New Years Eve.* *There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.* *The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?* *25 years ago to the day he proposed to me and I turned him down."* *Husband says: &q...*	copper1	1	582	10:49 AM Jan 1, 2014 by mongrel
	Arguing with Women (Preview)	D and D	1	628	07:32 AM Jan 1, 2014 by sarg
	don't you just like to trust Lawyers. ( Liers) (Preview) A Mafia Boss finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. (That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court). When the Godfather goes to confront Gui...	JayDee	0	586	09:47 AM Dec 31, 2013 by JayDee
	A lesson from The Rabbi (Preview) DEFINITION ( EXAMPLE) OF CHUTZPAH: A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o'clock, as they are clearing everythi...	JayDee	0	656	09:44 AM Dec 31, 2013 by JayDee
	Visit to the Doc (Preview) I went to the doctor yesterday, told him I was having a bit of trouble with my bladder and bowel. He asked if I was regular, I told him "yep like clock work, 6 o'clock every morning." "Well what's the problem then?" he asked "I don't wake up until 10 past!" I replied	Hendo	0	473	07:58 AM Dec 31, 2013 by Hendo
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