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· I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make h...
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Where there is a will--ie there is a way. Black panties.
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Wel...
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Plane Crew....
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A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John's Newfoundland. I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK". He forgets to switch off the int...
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Last Kiss...
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Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...
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Conclusions
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusionthat their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarcha...
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politics !!!!!!!!!
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New specs
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Enjoy! the caption is: I'm off to get my eyes checked, you need a shave and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by mongrel on Sunday 9th of March 2014 08:00:00 AM
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The Marmoset Song
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More Paddy Jokes...
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Paddy & mick -----------------------------oOo----------------------------- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy rep...
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CHURCH BILLBOARDS........
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It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Try our Sundays; They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one. Parking is for Church patrons only; Violators will be baptised.
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Ya gotta luv the Irish...
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' was the man's reply...
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Balls
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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are...
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Nature does care...
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Sartorial Elegance?
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Just Two
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A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. Hes making land mines that look like prayer mats. Its doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof. A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done...
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Army Life
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Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tel...
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Some humor
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father an...
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Infidelity....
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Ron received the following text from his neighbour:"I am so sorry Ron. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will...
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JOKE ENJOY!
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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines a...
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Motor home
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prizeis a free Lunch.' But the blonde keeps on screaming, I'...
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