A FARMER IN YORKSHIRE SEES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS STREAM
so he shouts to him.....
Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer,
Its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could kill thee

The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan ,
Can you be speaking clearer and slower please


The farmer replies:
" if.....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill
........Any"