Just Joking

petengail · petengail

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm

sarg · sarg

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0

D and D · D and D

I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM

rosco532 · rosco532

sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...

Vic41 · Vic41

These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM

nomadic1 · nomadic1

I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,rela...

arthur · arthur

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says t...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and dro...

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	What happens when you take a dog to your wedding (Preview) http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm	petengail	1	838	05:27 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	Irish Alzheimer’s (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...	sarg	0	821	05:24 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 4 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	636	11:01 AM May 17, 2014 by kiwijims
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 3 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	620	04:15 PM May 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	Washing Machine (Preview) A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...	Yendorane	0	780	07:53 AM May 15, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 2 (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM	kiwijims	0	646	10:20 AM May 14, 2014 by kiwijims
	How they tell the time in Italy (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0	petengail	0	738	08:46 AM May 14, 2014 by petengail
	On the air (Preview) I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...	D and D	1	747	07:59 AM May 14, 2014 by Zoomtopz
	Turpentine (Preview) A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...	Yendorane	0	699	07:45 AM May 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM	kiwijims	0	834	10:43 AM May 13, 2014 by kiwijims
	Todays Pension announcement (Preview) sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM	rosco532	0	816	10:19 AM May 13, 2014 by rosco532
	excited (Preview) Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...	Yendorane	0	719	07:38 AM May 13, 2014 by Yendorane
	'Colonoscopy' !! (Preview) Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...	Yendorane	0	729	07:00 AM May 12, 2014 by Yendorane
	Things Are Not Always What They Seem.... (Preview) These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM	Vic41	5	1276	03:33 PM May 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Dad's new iPad (Preview) I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/	nomadic1	0	781	04:28 PM May 10, 2014 by nomadic1
	Live long enough to be a real concern to your family ... (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1399	06:27 PM May 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	This is your Captain speaking (Preview) Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,rela...	Yendorane	1	688	01:35 PM May 9, 2014 by Bryan
	The duck (Preview) A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says t...	arthur	1	943	09:53 AM May 9, 2014 by Peterpan
	Just Joking... (Preview) The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault...	Gunsondeck	1	953	12:59 PM May 8, 2014 by Vic41
	The Newfie Stud (Preview) Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and dro...	Yendorane	1	949	12:57 PM May 8, 2014 by Vic41
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