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Best Irish joke this week
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Oldie but a goody.... Little Jimmie Simmers and Paddy had been drinking at their local Dublin bar all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spin...
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clancy@theoverflow
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HI ... This has possibly been round before .... clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text... Near the Central Coast town of Wyee are hand-made signs saying simply 'Shearer' and giving a mobile phone number. Great for the hobby farmers, of course, but does the shearer dream of the big mobs out...
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HANDY ALL ROUND:
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The first label on the product, you cannot beat it;
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My Exercise regime
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now it is time for a poppy nap
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Redlander
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Jewish Wisdom...
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...
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Internet sayings in the bush.
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LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...
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A TRUE STORY FROM.. "THE HOUSTON HERALD" HOUSTON , TEXAS
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Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and aske...
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Car language
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A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls ou...
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Unusual funeral procession...........
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 15 metres behind.Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her...
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I'm afraid to use the toilet
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someone had it in fore me
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REVISED WILL
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A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said to me, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Ple...
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OH NO.....NOT LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN......
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Teacher: children tomorrow I will ask you all what you want to be when you grow up, like a doctor or dentist or detective, think about it seriously. OK Next morning: well children you all must have thought about your profession or job when you grow up, so.....Susan tell us about your decision. Susan: I w...
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IRATE COP
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Cop car chasing a speeding car on the freeway; Cop turns on siren and flashing lights, drives alongside and the car; speeds up to 160 km the cop car on it's tail for 10 minutes, speeds up to 180 km, finally the driver pulls over; the irate cop drags the driver out of the car; " you saw me clearly and you...
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JUST MISS UNDERSTOOD.....
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Blonde just finishes showering and the door bell rings: She runs up to the door: who is it " ? Reply ; "the blind man" OK; "come on in" Blind man: "wow nicest pair I've seen for years: I am here to measure and quote for new blinds". Police dog: Cop runs into the shop...
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MRS SHARMA IN INDIA....
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone...
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How to wash a cat
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Fresh Bait
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Irishmen
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.... "Would you look at that !" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are ?"...
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Don't mess with old people
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A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wage...
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Language 101
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improveme...
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