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MEN
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There are three kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Try it today ... please
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http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/05/try-%63%6F%63%6B-today.jpg-- Edited by dorian on Friday 2nd of May 2014 07:49:03 AM
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BERT;
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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert...
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Snow
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Lady goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't te...
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The wit of the Scots
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The wit of the Scots.... A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows. The Scotsman replies, "Well ... it was the Scots that discove...
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We don't like that in Heaven..
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God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven. The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the l...
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Two little kids
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." Th...
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Driving in Ho Chi Minh City, Viet Nam
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This is absolutely amazing! You have to watch the whole thing just to see if they have an accident. I don't think a stunt co-ordinator in Hollywood could even come close to setting this up. http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4phFYiMGCIY?rel=0
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How To Save Qantas....
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' goi...
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Smart Answers
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SMART ANSWER 1 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ANSWER 2 A lady was picking through t...
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father and son
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Son "Hey dad guess what got my first root last night" Father "That's great son ,sit down and tell me all about it" Son "I cant me bums to sore"
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Splinters....
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Splinters A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest in WA's South/West. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotte...
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Irish Daughter...
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An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her father screamed at her, "Where have you been all this time!? Why didn't you write!? Not even a line! Can you understand what you've put your mother through!? Why didn't you at least call?" The girl, in tears, repli...
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Father and Son Memories
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I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first schooner. Got him a Tooheys.........he didn't like it - I drank it. Then I got him a VB, he didn't like that either - so I drank it. It was the same with XXXX and Crownies. By the time we go...
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Jewish Bra....
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A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told her, 'I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B.' With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?' He repeated 'A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you w...
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I know its an oldie but a favourite when I was a kid
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Antonio da fisherman is out in his boat drowning innocent worms. He goes below to make a coffee and finds himself standing ankle deep in water. He races back up the steps , grabs the radio and yells "mayday, mayday, mayday dis is Antonio da fisherman, I'ma sinking, somebody help me". Nothin...
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GOLF AND WHISKY.
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An 80-year-old Scotsman went to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor was amazed at what good shape the old fellow was in and asked: "How do you stay in such great physical condition?' "I am Scottish and I am a golfer," said the old fellow: "and that is why I am in such good shape.I'm...
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THE STATE WE ARE IN ??
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New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol c...
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Working Longer For The Pension....
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Marry again?
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Would You marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like be...
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