So his mother took young Jack to the Catholic Church on Sunday, for the very first time.
The Priest was giving the usual sermin and he rambled on and on.
Young Jack sits up and without notice says to his mum, "I gotta WEE, Yes I need to take a leak right now."
So his embarrassed mum wisked him out side to take this much needed relief.
When they got home, his mum spoke to young Jack about Etiquette when in the presents of God and those around him. She says to young Jack.............. Rather then been so Explisit in front of the congregation say instead you want to Whisper. Do you under stand what I have said Jack.................Yes Mum.
The following week, Jacks mum hauls young Jack off to the Sunday's Church service. And once again the Priest go's On and On.
"Jack sits up. .............I want to Whisper, I want to Whisper. Ok off you go then say his mum. So young Jack goes outside and does his bit for Australia.
They get home and Jacks mum says that she is VERY pleases the way you handled yourself today................................ Thanks Mum.
So for week after week, they go to mass. And week after week young Jack preforms without Fault.
The Priest announces to the Flock that its time the older children make their FRIST CONFESSION. Next Saturday from 5pm- 6pm.
They get home from Sunday mass. Young Jacks ask's his mum........................... WHATS he on about MUM?........................... Mum answers. You go into that little room on the side, and tell the Priest all the things. That you know are wrong Jack............................. And He WILL FORGIVE YOU. Got it.!!!!........................... Yes Mum.
Saturday comes and all the children are seated waiting their turn with Father.
Jack your next, so Jack goes in and shuts the door.
Hullo young Jack Father says. Hullo Father says young Jack.
When your ready you can start my son.
Young Jack. Forgive me father this is my first confession and I have Sinned, I did take some lollies from the corner shop, I was peeking at the girls, through the hole in the toilet block........................ I Can't father.Go on father says. I can't I WANT to whisper.
"What says Father". I want to Whisper.
Its OK Jack . I under stand................................................... Why don't you come a little closer, and Whisper in my Ear.
