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The Defective Parrot.
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...
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AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE
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AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...
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Seniors Golf
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Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...
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COUNCIL JOB
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A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...
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reglynn
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Catholic Hairdryer
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In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...
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reglynn
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How Internet started, according to the Bible.
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In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...
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Delta18
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Black Panties
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well...
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When your over sixty....
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As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...
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Gunsondeck
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NAVY COOKS
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An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...
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tractor pull in indonesia
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Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)
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A Delicate Corporate Matter....
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All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...
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My forgetter's getting better,
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My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, bu...
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A bad day comming.
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Ontos45
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911
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Senior Citizens' Meat Raffle
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Sounds like a true story to me ... Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kIj_PIpaI
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Cupie
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Church Ladies ya Gotta Lurve Em
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Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! We are thankful for the church ladies with typewriters.These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. --------...
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dING
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Best Irish joke this week
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Oldie but a goody.... Little Jimmie Simmers and Paddy had been drinking at their local Dublin bar all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spin...
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clancy@theoverflow
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HI ... This has possibly been round before .... clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text... Near the Central Coast town of Wyee are hand-made signs saying simply 'Shearer' and giving a mobile phone number. Great for the hobby farmers, of course, but does the shearer dream of the big mobs out...
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Cupie
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HANDY ALL ROUND:
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The first label on the product, you cannot beat it;
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Vanderee
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My Exercise regime
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now it is time for a poppy nap
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Redlander
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Jewish Wisdom...
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...
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