Just Joking

kiwijims · kiwijims

1 minute 3 seconds of delight, Enjoyhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vnVuqfXohxc?rel=0&%3bshowinfo=0K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentin...ean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guate...

June · June

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'ma, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lo...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject t o blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have...

June · June

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husba...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to...

Possum3 · Possum3

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's c...all me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care o...

Spydermann · Spydermann

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...

Hendo · Hendo

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/

Yarra · Yarra

Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have mor...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

.....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...

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	IF THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE, CALL A DOCTOR ! (Preview) 1 minute 3 seconds of delight, Enjoyhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vnVuqfXohxc?rel=0&%3bshowinfo=0K.J.	kiwijims	0	1018	10:36 AM Nov 7, 2015 by kiwijims
	Protocol (Preview) An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentin...ean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guate...	Possum3	1	888	07:48 AM Nov 7, 2015 by sarg
	A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding........... (Preview) Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'ma, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lo...	June	8	1371	11:59 PM Nov 6, 2015 by Young Simmo
	OK, Take your pick. (Preview) I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject t o blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have...	Young Simmo	0	1037	12:34 AM Nov 6, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Beware of that Underwear Dust....... (Preview) One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husba...	June	2	949	03:03 PM Nov 5, 2015 by June
	SORRY if this brakes the rules, but I am not a Golpher. (Preview) A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to...	Young Simmo	1	1004	05:47 AM Nov 5, 2015 by sarg
	Politics (Preview) A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's c...all me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care o...	Possum3	0	800	01:15 AM Nov 5, 2015 by Possum3
	Irish Baptism (Preview) An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "...	Spydermann	2	1166	07:42 AM Nov 4, 2015 by Blues Man
	Irish Lecturer. (Preview) An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...	Possum3	1	987	07:38 AM Nov 4, 2015 by Blues Man
	Dear Doctor (Preview)	Hendo	3	1037	08:36 PM Nov 3, 2015 by SLUG
	Men in Heaven (Preview)	Plain Truth	1	1082	02:51 PM Nov 2, 2015 by chicken
	If you don't laugh, you have a problem. (Preview) Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...	Young Simmo	3	1195	05:33 PM Oct 31, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Electricity Fails (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/	Possum3	3	1618	01:08 PM Oct 31, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	MY WIFE'S RIDE-ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE (Preview) Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have mor...	Yarra	2	1137	09:27 PM Oct 30, 2015 by hokianga
	The Wifes Demo (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	1008	04:15 AM Oct 30, 2015 by kiwijims
	A man boarded an aeroplane ... (Preview) .....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...	aussie_paul	0	970	10:44 PM Oct 29, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Read the book first (Preview) A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...	Young Simmo	0	904	05:45 PM Oct 29, 2015 by Young Simmo
	mrs browns misunderstand about their dog (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.	Lesley F	1	997	09:44 PM Oct 28, 2015 by dishlicker
	Water in the carburettor... (Preview) WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...	aussie_paul	1	1037	11:44 AM Oct 28, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Avocados (Preview) A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...	aussie_paul	2	1012	01:21 AM Oct 28, 2015 by nimrod
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