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Python
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I'm selling my pet Python on the Internet. A bloke just rang up and asked if it was big. I said, "It's massive." He said, How many feet?" I said none you idiot!."It's a f******g Snake"!!..
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Bill
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, "Bill, your house burnt down!" So he runs outside, but then he thinks, "I don't have a house," so he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey. Another guy runs in and...
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Mrs Brown rehearses for the Virgin Mary
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I hope you laugh as much as I do!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9zXXLUkiTs
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Lesley F
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Gay referee at a soccer match
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I've posted this previously, but it's a good laugh - this guy is "cute" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3cuCEt9k8
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Lesley F
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English Lesson
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Amazing word lessonThis is the best, most Interesting English lesson I have had to date.Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?Do you know that the word "racecar" spelled backwards still spells "racecar"?And that "eat"...
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Hendo
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Adam Hills on Australian accents - very funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
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Lesley F
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Racism..
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian saus...
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Too late.
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As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams, Im not dead! Im not dead! Let me out. Let me out. The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, sucking air through his teeth, mutters, Too late, mate. Ive already done the paperwork.
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Sorry
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it...
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Young Simmo
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in."My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight....
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incorrect statements
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little girl with a dirty mind
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Ten Times Normal Size The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going t...
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Preggers
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Yarra
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She will soon
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I thought this was worth posting
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Possum3
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Lifesavers.
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A teacher gives the class some "life savers", the candy with the hole. The children identify the flavors by their colours Red is Cherry Yellow is Lemon Green is Lime Orange is Orange Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the kids could identify the taste. The teacher...
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Jet Fuel
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Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you c...
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Hendo
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Why not ! ? !
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rockylizard
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Winners are Grinners.
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Working people frequently ask us, as a retired couple, what we do to make our days interesting. Well, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and sa...
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Young Simmo
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Some how not funny ..
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Since I'm getting it it isn't .. But ahh !
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Aus-Kiwi
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Farm Life
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A little boy comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.He goes to feed the...
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