Just Joking

nimrod · nimrod

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Hard of Hearing "Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing." "I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, In the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a nor...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..just back from 3 weeks fishing and vanning Port Victoria and Wallaroo/Yorke Peninsula..showing my granddaughter how to fish and the places I lived in a past life........thought I would submit a few to offend as usual...lol.... 1. A Mother's Love: A little boy says to his mother "Mommy how c...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

As the doctor began his examination of an elderly slightly deaf patient he placed his stethoscope on her chest he instructed "big breaths " "yes they us to be" she remorsfully replied

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. Pardon me, she said. Im sorry if Ive been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently. Im sorry for your loss, the...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbours feared him. The old ma...

Dreamweaver · Dreamweaver

And the Lord said to Jacob "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Jacob came fifth and got a toaster.

dorian · dorian

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." [url]http://clubadventist.com/forum...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My Long Search for my Ideal Job 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it mainly be...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized...

astroid60 · astroid60

SEENAGER I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars. The pe...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

METHINKS THIS HAS BEEN ADAPTED TO COVER OUR PAST 4 X LEADERS, HOWEVER, WHY NOT AGAIN ! Bill Shorten walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller r...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JC.

Yarra · Yarra

Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store.I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jac...

kandagal · kandagal

There was an Englishman, A Scotsman & an Irishman who all wanted to attend the Olympic Games but had no money for a ticket. The Englishman had an idea & he picked up a long pole he saw lying on the ground, tucked it under his arm & walked up to the gate & said, "Gibson, England, pole v...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/racing/72356960/new-zealand-racing-commentator-takes-pop-at-wallabies-while-calling-race

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	That makes sense!!! (Preview)	nimrod	0	728	10:06 PM Oct 5, 2015 by nimrod
	Be aware of wax jobs .. (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	1035	08:00 PM Oct 5, 2015 by Blues Man
	Hard of hearing (Preview) Hard of Hearing "Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing." "I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, In the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a nor...	Young Simmo	0	910	06:20 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Don't muck about with us oldies (Preview) A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32...	Young Simmo	0	812	06:16 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Young Simmo
	May offend....I was offended.... (Preview) ..just back from 3 weeks fishing and vanning Port Victoria and Wallaroo/Yorke Peninsula..showing my granddaughter how to fish and the places I lived in a past life........thought I would submit a few to offend as usual...lol.... 1. A Mother's Love: A little boy says to his mother "Mommy how c...	Goldfinger	0	946	03:19 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Goldfinger
	C.R.A.F.T (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	797	05:12 PM Oct 3, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Doctors examination (Preview) As the doctor began his examination of an elderly slightly deaf patient he placed his stethoscope on her chest he instructed "big breaths " "yes they us to be" she remorsfully replied	Woody n Sue	0	810	05:04 PM Oct 3, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	You Remind Me of My Son... (Preview) Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. Pardon me, she said. Im sorry if Ive been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently. Im sorry for your loss, the...	aussie_paul	0	750	11:16 AM Oct 2, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "...	Woody n Sue	0	1270	10:40 PM Oct 1, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbours feared him. The old ma...	aussie_paul	1	1360	08:27 PM Sep 30, 2015 by Felicia
	Religious joke (Preview) And the Lord said to Jacob "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Jacob came fifth and got a toaster.	Dreamweaver	0	877	07:48 PM Sep 30, 2015 by Dreamweaver
	Wet floor (Preview) A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." [url]http://clubadventist.com/forum...	dorian	2	952	05:53 PM Sep 30, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	My Long Search for my Ideal Job... (Preview) My Long Search for my Ideal Job 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it mainly be...	aussie_paul	2	1027	01:12 PM Sep 30, 2015 by grahos
	Thar she blows (Preview) I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized...	kiwijims	1	933	01:10 PM Sep 30, 2015 by grahos
	Seenager (Preview) SEENAGER I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars. The pe...	astroid60	4	1495	08:27 PM Sep 28, 2015 by grahos
	Bill shorten well probably any of our so called leaders really (Preview) METHINKS THIS HAS BEEN ADAPTED TO COVER OUR PAST 4 X LEADERS, HOWEVER, WHY NOT AGAIN ! Bill Shorten walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller r...	Woody n Sue	3	1005	08:24 PM Sep 28, 2015 by grahos
	THERE AR TIMES WHEN> (Preview) JC.	justcruisin01	2	1118	08:15 PM Sep 28, 2015 by justcruisin01
	The Barter System (Preview) Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store.I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jac...	Yarra	1	1108	05:38 AM Sep 28, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Free Entry (Preview) There was an Englishman, A Scotsman & an Irishman who all wanted to attend the Olympic Games but had no money for a ticket. The Englishman had an idea & he picked up a long pole he saw lying on the ground, tucked it under his arm & walked up to the gate & said, "Gibson, England, pole v...	kandagal	0	1319	04:16 AM Sep 25, 2015 by kandagal
	What do you do in a 4 horse race ? Tell a joke .. Good ole NZ - Aussie banter .. (Preview) http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/racing/72356960/new-zealand-racing-commentator-takes-pop-at-wallabies-while-calling-race	Aus-Kiwi	0	910	09:52 PM Sep 24, 2015 by Aus-Kiwi
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