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MY WIFE'S RIDE-ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE


Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.

My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. 
She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower 
would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside.

So, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a ride-on lawn mower. 
I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. 
I even put a light on it so she could work at night after she finishes putting away the dinner dishes.

To this day I still cant understand why some women are so hard to please!
(see photo below)






P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty well now and should be able to leave the hospital 
sometime next week!



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Oh my god that is so funny

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great joke!

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