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The bus...
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably: No! My wife missed the bus!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on W...
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What an Optomist?
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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me.&quo...
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Be careful what you ask for
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An atheist was walking through the woods.'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,' he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as...
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Oop's
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We'll die trying. Simmo.........................See next post under here. -- Edited by Young Simmo on Sunday 3rd of January 2016 07:27:41 PM
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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
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You may have seen this before...... I have not completed the joke pages as yet to see where you are all at.......... :) By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for room service in China.Now, here goes... The following is a telephonic exch...
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The Oriental detective. (Just a little bit naughty)
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This bloke suspects his wife of infidelity so he hires an Oriental private eye to follow her and observe. After a week or so he reports back and the following conversation takes place. " Did you follow her?" "Yes, I follow" What did you see?" "I follow her to apartment...
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A new hearing aid for men
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Prostate Exam...Thai Style..
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Here's a little story to cheer up all men. After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand, where there are beautiful nurses who are more gentle and accommoda...
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Made me smile again
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitti...
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Chinese Travel Agent
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There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements.She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese...
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An Irishman walks into a job interview
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A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."...
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Should I join Facebook
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When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand ki...
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Made me smile
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marvelling at the different sights. Eventually they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apar...
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An unusual family tradition
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This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson motorbike. One day he has finally saved enough to buy one so he goes down to the dealer to by one . After he picks his dream bike the dealer tells him of an old biker trick that will keep the Chrome on him bike rust free . The dealer tells him all he has to do...
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I hope this is not out of bounds
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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, exc...
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Oldies and strokes.
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Three little old lady's waiting at the bus shelter. Along comes a man wearing a rain coat, he flings it open exposing himself. The nearest lady she has a stroke, The next lady, she has a stroke to, Be dammed the last lady just couldn't reach! Like that heh Simmo?
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Because I am a man....
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(A community service announcement to help women better understand men) Because I'm a man - when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the RACV is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man - I can be relied upon to purchase...
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Be careful
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If anybody is wondering where my post in the jokes section, "Who can you trust" has gone, well the 2%ers told the Moderators it was Racist and to take it down which they did. The interesting thing is, it wasn't Racist when I put it up, it suddenly became racist after 3 days and 20 plus comments...
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Be Carefull
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so...
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Think Old
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