A teacher gives the class some "life savers", the candy with the hole.
The children identify the flavors by their colours
Red is Cherry
Yellow is Lemon
Green is Lime
Orange is Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
None of the kids could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up is sheer horror, spat her lifesaver out and hollered out, "Oh my God, the're arse holes."
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
