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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.

Yarra · Yarra

Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...

Possum3 · Possum3

During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...

Redlander · Redlander

-- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM

Hendo · Hendo

A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!

Yarra · Yarra

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Very clever! G.

Possum3 · Possum3

Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine

Hurls · Hurls

POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...

Dodge · Dodge

Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...

Dodge · Dodge

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...

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	Almost made a spectacle of herself..... (Preview) At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...	Goldfinger	1	884	08:28 AM May 27, 2015 by Hey Jim
	GOLDFINGERS FIND (Preview) Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.	Hey Jim	2	753	08:04 PM May 26, 2015 by Hey Jim
	It's hell to get old. (Preview) Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...	Yarra	1	1009	04:13 PM May 26, 2015 by Baggie
	Wecome to the Forum (Preview) Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.	Hey Jim	1	681	07:30 PM May 25, 2015 by Cowboy7307
	Places you may have visited... (Preview) An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...	Goldfinger	1	829	06:42 PM May 25, 2015 by Hey Jim
	B17 bomber crew (Preview) During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...	Possum3	1	858	09:13 AM May 25, 2015 by Gaz n Shell
	For the Wine Lovers (Preview) -- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM	Redlander	1	793	04:50 PM May 24, 2015 by Collo
	Warning (Preview) A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...	Hendo	0	716	03:49 PM May 24, 2015 by Hendo
	Cabbie witness.... (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...	aussie_paul	2	947	03:14 PM May 24, 2015 by sarg
	Really??....I did not think this would be an issue..... (Preview) In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM	Goldfinger	1	843	11:26 AM May 24, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	Incentive for top Health Cover......Warning! P/Incorrect but humorous..... (Preview) HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...	Goldfinger	0	747	09:21 AM May 24, 2015 by Goldfinger
	NOW QUALIFIED (Preview) We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!	Hey Jim	1	833	06:52 AM May 24, 2015 by The Doo crew
	Why did you have to die? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...	Yarra	0	777	11:30 AM May 23, 2015 by Yarra
	Pirates of the Caribbean (Preview) Very clever! G.	Gunsondeck	1	858	12:23 AM May 23, 2015 by Joe50
	Tragic (Preview) Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine	Possum3	0	802	10:26 AM May 22, 2015 by Possum3
	Post Turtles (Preview) POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...	Hurls	2	1098	04:29 PM May 21, 2015 by Phillipn
	Disco (Preview) Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...	Dodge	0	637	03:15 PM May 21, 2015 by Dodge
	50 shades of grey (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...	Dodge	0	813	10:24 PM May 20, 2015 by Dodge
	Grammar Nazi's (Preview) But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM	Aus-Kiwi	2	757	09:47 PM May 20, 2015 by Aus-Kiwi
	A Harley Biker (Preview) A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...	aussie_paul	1	898	07:38 PM May 20, 2015 by grahos
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