Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'C...

Vic41 · Vic41

SLUG · SLUG

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn'...

SLUG · SLUG

Humour from the Brits - non P.C. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. ITS A BOY," I shouted, "A BOY,...

Vic41 · Vic41

A cute little girl goes into a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper; "Pleeth Mithter, I'm wooking for a wittle Fuwwy Wabbit" The shopkeeper smiles and says to the little girl; "We have fuwwy bwown ones, fuwwy bwack ones and wittle fuwwy white ones. Which wabbit would you like" Th...

Recoup · Recoup

D and D · D and D

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never ea...

Redlander · Redlander

Centrelink Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Tony Abbott to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne...

SLUG · SLUG

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While h...

SLUG · SLUG

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.

SLUG · SLUG

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I dont know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

SLUG · SLUG

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

SLUG · SLUG

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Ke...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife. Husband: My wife Misty went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never notice...

reglynn · reglynn

Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina...

reglynn · reglynn

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk)to make pr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.The Italian said:"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin Olive oil.Then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."The Fren...

Vic41 · Vic41

Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Irish Logic at it's best! THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happe...

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	Only the Irish have Jokes like these.......... (Preview) Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'C...	Hurls	0	742	11:42 AM Sep 24, 2014 by Hurls
	Sign Above Urinal In Golf Course Men's Toilet... (Preview)	Vic41	5	1206	10:46 AM Sep 24, 2014 by aussie_paul
	THE BIKER (Preview) There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn'...	SLUG	0	799	09:03 PM Sep 23, 2014 by SLUG
	Humour from the Brits - non P.C. (Preview) Humour from the Brits - non P.C. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. ITS A BOY," I shouted, "A BOY,...	SLUG	1	664	08:05 PM Sep 23, 2014 by rosa
	Little Girl and Pet Shop (Preview) A cute little girl goes into a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper; "Pleeth Mithter, I'm wooking for a wittle Fuwwy Wabbit" The shopkeeper smiles and says to the little girl; "We have fuwwy bwown ones, fuwwy bwack ones and wittle fuwwy white ones. Which wabbit would you like" Th...	Vic41	0	732	08:33 PM Sep 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Th Weels of Live (Preview)	Recoup	1	644	07:52 AM Sep 21, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM - I would have given him 100% (Preview) Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never ea...	D and D	1	925	03:34 AM Sep 21, 2014 by Reed
	Centrelink Fairy (Preview) Centrelink Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Tony Abbott to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne...	Redlander	0	731	08:24 AM Sep 19, 2014 by Redlander
	the escapee (Preview) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While h...	SLUG	0	584	07:46 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	speak the truth (Preview) At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.	SLUG	0	569	07:44 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	blondes (Preview) Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I dont know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"	SLUG	0	564	07:42 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	kids to day (Preview) Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"	SLUG	0	513	07:37 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	9 months (Preview) John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's...	SLUG	0	584	07:31 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	LIFE IN AN AUSSIE MENTAL HOSPITAL !!! (Preview) A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Ke...	aussie_paul	5	4652	06:51 PM Sep 18, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Missing Wife (Preview) Distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife. Husband: My wife Misty went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never notice...	Gunsondeck	3	1065	09:28 PM Sep 17, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Irish man on a train.. (Preview) Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina...	reglynn	0	641	11:29 PM Sep 16, 2014 by reglynn
	The Elderly Irish Virgin (Preview) In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk)to make pr...	reglynn	0	628	11:20 PM Sep 16, 2014 by reglynn
	Screams of passion!!!!!!!!! :) (Preview) Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.The Italian said:"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin Olive oil.Then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."The Fren...	aussie_paul	0	581	02:16 PM Sep 16, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Japanese Sex (passed on from another GN). (Preview) Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji...	Vic41	0	725	03:21 PM Sep 15, 2014 by Vic41
	THE EXPLANATION;; (Preview) Irish Logic at it's best! THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happe...	justcruisin01	0	649	08:46 PM Sep 12, 2014 by justcruisin01
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