Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye.After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it.Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fat...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do that when I win the lottery. What's that then? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed." Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 6th of October 2015 03:58:22 PM...

nimrod · nimrod

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Hard of Hearing "Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing." "I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, In the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a nor...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..just back from 3 weeks fishing and vanning Port Victoria and Wallaroo/Yorke Peninsula..showing my granddaughter how to fish and the places I lived in a past life........thought I would submit a few to offend as usual...lol.... 1. A Mother's Love: A little boy says to his mother "Mommy how c...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

As the doctor began his examination of an elderly slightly deaf patient he placed his stethoscope on her chest he instructed "big breaths " "yes they us to be" she remorsfully replied

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. Pardon me, she said. Im sorry if Ive been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently. Im sorry for your loss, the...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbours feared him. The old ma...

Dreamweaver · Dreamweaver

And the Lord said to Jacob "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Jacob came fifth and got a toaster.

dorian · dorian

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." [url]http://clubadventist.com/forum...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My Long Search for my Ideal Job 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it mainly be...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized...

astroid60 · astroid60

SEENAGER I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars. The pe...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

METHINKS THIS HAS BEEN ADAPTED TO COVER OUR PAST 4 X LEADERS, HOWEVER, WHY NOT AGAIN ! Bill Shorten walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller r...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JC.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	LITTLE JOHNNY;; (Preview) Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye.After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it.Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fat...	justcruisin01	0	810	12:39 PM Oct 7, 2015 by justcruisin01
	The nun that swore (Preview) A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go...	Woody n Sue	1	1075	07:38 PM Oct 6, 2015 by iana
	2 Irishmen (Preview) Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do that when I win the lottery. What's that then? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed." Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 6th of October 2015 03:58:22 PM...	aussie_paul	2	990	06:22 PM Oct 6, 2015 by Blues Man
	That makes sense!!! (Preview)	nimrod	0	709	10:06 PM Oct 5, 2015 by nimrod
	Be aware of wax jobs .. (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	1014	08:00 PM Oct 5, 2015 by Blues Man
	Hard of hearing (Preview) Hard of Hearing "Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing." "I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, In the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a nor...	Young Simmo	0	890	06:20 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Don't muck about with us oldies (Preview) A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32...	Young Simmo	0	797	06:16 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Young Simmo
	May offend....I was offended.... (Preview) ..just back from 3 weeks fishing and vanning Port Victoria and Wallaroo/Yorke Peninsula..showing my granddaughter how to fish and the places I lived in a past life........thought I would submit a few to offend as usual...lol.... 1. A Mother's Love: A little boy says to his mother "Mommy how c...	Goldfinger	0	929	03:19 PM Oct 4, 2015 by Goldfinger
	C.R.A.F.T (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	779	05:12 PM Oct 3, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Doctors examination (Preview) As the doctor began his examination of an elderly slightly deaf patient he placed his stethoscope on her chest he instructed "big breaths " "yes they us to be" she remorsfully replied	Woody n Sue	0	796	05:04 PM Oct 3, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	You Remind Me of My Son... (Preview) Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. Pardon me, she said. Im sorry if Ive been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently. Im sorry for your loss, the...	aussie_paul	0	735	11:16 AM Oct 2, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "...	Woody n Sue	0	1253	10:40 PM Oct 1, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbours feared him. The old ma...	aussie_paul	1	1342	08:27 PM Sep 30, 2015 by Felicia
	Religious joke (Preview) And the Lord said to Jacob "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Jacob came fifth and got a toaster.	Dreamweaver	0	862	07:48 PM Sep 30, 2015 by Dreamweaver
	Wet floor (Preview) A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." [url]http://clubadventist.com/forum...	dorian	2	933	05:53 PM Sep 30, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	My Long Search for my Ideal Job... (Preview) My Long Search for my Ideal Job 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it mainly be...	aussie_paul	2	1009	01:12 PM Sep 30, 2015 by grahos
	Thar she blows (Preview) I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized...	kiwijims	1	917	01:10 PM Sep 30, 2015 by grahos
	Seenager (Preview) SEENAGER I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars. The pe...	astroid60	4	1477	08:27 PM Sep 28, 2015 by grahos
	Bill shorten well probably any of our so called leaders really (Preview) METHINKS THIS HAS BEEN ADAPTED TO COVER OUR PAST 4 X LEADERS, HOWEVER, WHY NOT AGAIN ! Bill Shorten walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller r...	Woody n Sue	3	990	08:24 PM Sep 28, 2015 by grahos
	THERE AR TIMES WHEN> (Preview) JC.	justcruisin01	2	1104	08:15 PM Sep 28, 2015 by justcruisin01
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