Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Very clever! G.

Possum3 · Possum3

Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine

Hurls · Hurls

POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...

Dodge · Dodge

Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...

Dodge · Dodge

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...

Possum3 · Possum3

Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP. As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning. That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder complete...

Hendo · Hendo

Amazing how your values change As you age... An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blow...

Possum3 · Possum3

When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Fred Niles came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my...

Yarra · Yarra

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tiradelisting every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Maria & Mario were to marry in the coming spring. The custom. Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus. Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!...............

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

There once lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked Beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat odourous reaction on him. However, one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he through to himself "she's such a sweet, gen...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Peal take's Gabriel to the Vet. The vet nurse greats Peal at the desk. looking very upset she ask's Peal what's up. Its Gabriel, she looks off. Bring Gabriel straight through, the vet will see Gabriel right away. Hullo Peal, What's Up. Its Gabriel, she off. The vet takes a look. The vet replies your not w...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

When old Charlie aged 84 saw the love of his life just 24 years young. He asked her to marry him. And she could have anything she ever wanted, with only one condition. When I die you must bury me with all my money. That's a good deal she said ,I live the life style never imagable. So they liveded happlly ever a...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Young Jack was coming of age. So his mother took young Jack to the Catholic Church on Sunday, for the very first time. The Priest was giving the usual sermin and he rambled on and on. Young Jack sits up and without notice says to his mum, "I gotta WEE, Yes I need to take a leak right now." So...

Cupie · Cupie

I think that this has been round for a while .. But here it is again just in case you missed it last time it circulated ... enjoy Clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

At dawn the telephone rings and wakes the vacationing English Lord Gillingham. The caller-ID identifies the source of the call as his loyal butler, Callen. "I'm frightfully sorry to bother you M'Lard but there is a problem. Your prize parrot is now deceased". "The one that won the...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Pirates of the Caribbean (Preview) Very clever! G.	Gunsondeck	1	841	12:23 AM May 23, 2015 by Joe50
	Tragic (Preview) Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine	Possum3	0	783	10:26 AM May 22, 2015 by Possum3
	Post Turtles (Preview) POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...	Hurls	2	1084	04:29 PM May 21, 2015 by Phillipn
	Disco (Preview) Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...	Dodge	0	621	03:15 PM May 21, 2015 by Dodge
	50 shades of grey (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...	Dodge	0	793	10:24 PM May 20, 2015 by Dodge
	Grammar Nazi's (Preview) But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM	Aus-Kiwi	2	734	09:47 PM May 20, 2015 by Aus-Kiwi
	A Harley Biker (Preview) A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...	aussie_paul	1	883	07:38 PM May 20, 2015 by grahos
	New Doctor (Preview) Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP. As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning. That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder complete...	Possum3	1	791	06:24 PM May 19, 2015 by Hey Jim
	Changing Values (Preview) Amazing how your values change As you age... An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blow...	Hendo	1	888	01:41 AM May 19, 2015 by Joe50
	By the will of God (Preview) When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Fred Niles came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my...	Possum3	3	975	01:38 AM May 19, 2015 by Joe50
	I Play Bowls (Preview) Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tiradelisting every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon...	Yarra	0	857	06:58 PM May 18, 2015 by Yarra
	The Wedding : Italian style (Preview) Maria & Mario were to marry in the coming spring. The custom. Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus. Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!...............	Hey Jim	0	765	10:15 PM May 17, 2015 by Hey Jim
	DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR (Preview) There once lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked Beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat odourous reaction on him. However, one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he through to himself "she's such a sweet, gen...	Hey Jim	2	854	09:28 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
	Need a Push (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to...	Hoodathunkit	1	986	09:25 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
	THE PASSING OF GABRIEL (Preview) Peal take's Gabriel to the Vet. The vet nurse greats Peal at the desk. looking very upset she ask's Peal what's up. Its Gabriel, she looks off. Bring Gabriel straight through, the vet will see Gabriel right away. Hullo Peal, What's Up. Its Gabriel, she off. The vet takes a look. The vet replies your not w...	Hey Jim	1	799	09:20 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
	Just promise me one thing (Preview) When old Charlie aged 84 saw the love of his life just 24 years young. He asked her to marry him. And she could have anything she ever wanted, with only one condition. When I die you must bury me with all my money. That's a good deal she said ,I live the life style never imagable. So they liveded happlly ever a...	Hey Jim	1	943	09:16 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
	Whispering Jack (Preview) Young Jack was coming of age. So his mother took young Jack to the Catholic Church on Sunday, for the very first time. The Priest was giving the usual sermin and he rambled on and on. Young Jack sits up and without notice says to his mum, "I gotta WEE, Yes I need to take a leak right now." So...	Hey Jim	1	912	11:21 AM May 17, 2015 by Weevil
	Clancy@theoverflow (Preview) I think that this has been round for a while .. But here it is again just in case you missed it last time it circulated ... enjoy Clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone...	Cupie	3	1136	01:04 PM May 16, 2015 by Ole Grizzly
	Priorities..... (Preview) At dawn the telephone rings and wakes the vacationing English Lord Gillingham. The caller-ID identifies the source of the call as his loyal butler, Callen. "I'm frightfully sorry to bother you M'Lard but there is a problem. Your prize parrot is now deceased". "The one that won the...	Goldfinger	0	744	12:30 PM May 16, 2015 by Goldfinger
	???... (closed) (Preview)	Gunsondeck	6	1533	09:42 AM May 16, 2015 by Gunsondeck
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