check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Cobb Grill Skid Row Recovery Gear Caravan Industry Association of Australia
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Here's another go at the Irish....


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2816
Date:
Here's another go at the Irish....


Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:


Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry,

but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service.

I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,

and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals.

I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,

"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat

will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:

 

"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.

 

hillbilly.gif

 

K.J.

 



Attachments
__________________

From Coast to Coast, We'll see it all.......One Day

U.H.F  CH  18 /40  Say G'day.

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook