Just Joking

gumpybsc · gumpybsc

An old grey nomad caravans into town and needs to make a few bucks as he's sailing fairly close to the wind and needs to stock up on fuel and groceries. He gets word from a couple of friendly locals he meets in the pub that the local parish priest is looking for a volunteer to paint his church. The next mornin...

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would l...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Wal-Mart Senior Greeter Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired..... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UKAFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy...

gumpybsc · gumpybsc

A Grey Nomad explains how he is different to his fellow travellers in that, somewhat embarrassingly, he was born with five 'appendages'. He knows he is different to everyone else but has managed to get through life without many problems at all. In fact, the best thing is he explains is that his pants fi...

Woody2 · Woody2

Jim was listening to the radio this morning when thehost invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives. The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife, "Harvey Norman". The host asked him why that name? He replied, "Absolutely no interest for 36 months."

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror - remembering her time with Bill Clinton.Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help: "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At a seniors luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody2 · Woody2

NAG NAG NAG An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at ho...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Thomas is 32 years old and he remains single. One day a friend asked: "Why aren't you married Thomas?...can't you find a lady who will be a good wife?"... Thomas replied: "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, however when I bring them home to meet the folks, my mother invariably doesn't l...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Grandpa is now left at home, on Mardi Gras night.....if only we were game to enjoy ourselves this much...........Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Just try reading this to the end without laughing. Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a Pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15t...

Yarra · Yarra

Florida woman saves herself in alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol . This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire tes...

Yarra · Yarra

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to th...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

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goldfinger · goldfinger

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	Paint the church (Preview) An old grey nomad caravans into town and needs to make a few bucks as he's sailing fairly close to the wind and needs to stock up on fuel and groceries. He gets word from a couple of friendly locals he meets in the pub that the local parish priest is looking for a volunteer to paint his church. The next mornin...	gumpybsc	1	940	02:42 PM May 11, 2016 by gumpybsc
	Best Septic Tank Cleaner (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	920	12:56 PM May 11, 2016 by Plain Truth
	Stop or slow down what's the difference (Preview)	Woody n Sue	5	1070	11:51 AM May 11, 2016 by delapan
	Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a (Preview) A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would l...	Yarra	0	859	12:50 PM May 10, 2016 by Yarra
	You just have to appreciate this one. (Preview) Wal-Mart Senior Greeter Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired..... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded an...	aussie_paul	0	777	12:20 PM May 10, 2016 by aussie_paul
	After having been told my danglies.... (Preview) THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UKAFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy...	aussie_paul	4	1458	03:46 PM May 9, 2016 by hokianga
	Gifted (Preview) A Grey Nomad explains how he is different to his fellow travellers in that, somewhat embarrassingly, he was born with five 'appendages'. He knows he is different to everyone else but has managed to get through life without many problems at all. In fact, the best thing is he explains is that his pants fi...	gumpybsc	0	900	06:18 PM May 8, 2016 by gumpybsc
	Harvey Norman (Preview) Jim was listening to the radio this morning when thehost invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives. The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife, "Harvey Norman". The host asked him why that name? He replied, "Absolutely no interest for 36 months."	Woody2	1	1029	08:57 PM May 7, 2016 by gumpybsc
	Ah Monica Lewinsky.. (Preview) After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror - remembering her time with Bill Clinton.Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help: "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devo...	aussie_paul	1	994	06:00 PM May 7, 2016 by Dave+Addy
	Going down stream... (Preview) At a seniors luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and...	aussie_paul	0	803	05:47 PM May 7, 2016 by aussie_paul
	No offense intended.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	871	11:46 AM May 7, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Nag Nag (Preview) NAG NAG NAG An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at ho...	Woody2	1	828	02:16 PM May 6, 2016 by KFT
	....they say your partner usually resembles YOUR parents... (Preview) Thomas is 32 years old and he remains single. One day a friend asked: "Why aren't you married Thomas?...can't you find a lady who will be a good wife?"... Thomas replied: "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, however when I bring them home to meet the folks, my mother invariably doesn't l...	goldfinger	0	1293	05:20 PM May 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Why we can't take Grandpa to the Mardi Gras any more...not real, but may be tad offensive.... (Preview) Grandpa is now left at home, on Mardi Gras night.....if only we were game to enjoy ourselves this much...........Hoo Roo	goldfinger	2	1096	08:20 PM May 4, 2016 by goldfinger
	New exercise routine (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	844	12:44 PM May 4, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS... (Preview) Just try reading this to the end without laughing. Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a Pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15t...	Yarra	2	1317	09:58 PM May 3, 2016 by Philw
	Alligator attack (Preview) Florida woman saves herself in alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol . This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire tes...	Yarra	1	1085	06:04 PM May 3, 2016 by Felicia
	The old pilot (Preview) You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to th...	Yarra	1	1057	06:02 PM May 3, 2016 by Felicia
	Traffic Jam (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/embed/G0PekTUmBdY?feature=player_embedded Epic Old Man - Traffic Jam Prank - YouTubewww.youtube.comTry watching this video on www.youtube.com, or enable JavaScript if it is disabled in your browser.	Wombat 280	0	1052	05:41 PM May 3, 2016 by Wombat 280
	Mere male logic.....only men can truly understand...... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	866	05:30 PM May 3, 2016 by goldfinger
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