Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Susie lee done fell in love,she planned to marry joe.She was so happy 'bout it all,she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal,you'll have to find another.I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joeand planned to marry will.But after telling pappy th...

Yarra · Yarra

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man...

Joker · Joker

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close yourcurtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole streetwas watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of youbecause I wasn't even at home yesterday!

Woody2 · Woody2

FLU SEASON Its brilliant To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the s...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...

Yarra · Yarra

A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....

Yarra · Yarra

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...

graeme c · graeme c

Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap

Joker · Joker

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

Phillipn · Phillipn

goldfinger · goldfinger

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

goldfinger · goldfinger

Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo

goldfinger · goldfinger

goldfinger · goldfinger

I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo

Woody2 · Woody2

God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...

kiwijims · kiwijims

http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A redneck love poem (Preview) Susie lee done fell in love,she planned to marry joe.She was so happy 'bout it all,she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal,you'll have to find another.I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joeand planned to marry will.But after telling pappy th...	Yarra	0	998	09:13 AM Jul 27, 2016 by Yarra
	Why did you have to die? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man...	Yarra	0	1009	09:11 AM Jul 27, 2016 by Yarra
	6th Plont Male Joke (I am bored so I hit you with another one!) (Preview) A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close yourcurtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole streetwas watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of youbecause I wasn't even at home yesterday!	Joker	2	1112	05:08 AM Jul 26, 2016 by Blues Man
	Flu season (Preview) FLU SEASON Its brilliant *To avoid it...* *Eat right!* *Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.* *Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.* *Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.* *Walk for at least an hour a day,* *go for a swim,* *take the s...*	Woody2	0	931	06:10 PM Jul 25, 2016 by Woody2
	Boobs and why kangaroos don't have them (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1012	02:53 PM Jul 24, 2016 by kandagal
	Oops (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	872	08:38 AM Jul 24, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Risky Undertaking (Preview) Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...	Yarra	0	878	08:07 AM Jul 24, 2016 by Yarra
	A Scotsman (Preview) A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....	Yarra	0	1031	09:18 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	More Blonde Jokes (Preview) An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...	Yarra	0	813	09:09 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	scan (Preview) Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap	graeme c	1	988	06:00 PM Jul 23, 2016 by grahos
	5th Blonde Male Joke (You want more!!!... Nnaaaaa. REALLY) (Preview) Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."	Joker	0	831	02:04 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Joker
	Knickers (Preview)	Phillipn	0	986	10:25 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	Presidential Interns... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	880	10:20 AM Jul 23, 2016 by goldfinger
	Seperate Holidays (Preview)	Phillipn	0	906	10:19 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	How True (Preview)	Phillipn	0	966	09:15 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	Alright!....Off with my Head!...has 'F' word.. (Preview) Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	821	10:56 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Get a little dog, they said... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	790	10:50 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Historical Fact... (Preview) I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	868	10:46 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	God's plan for aging (Preview) God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...	Woody2	0	987	07:01 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Woody2
	The Old Ladies Song (Preview) http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6	kiwijims	1	1111	05:49 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Felicia
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