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The derivation of that word starting with 'P'..we can't discuss...
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What happens if a Politician drowns in a river?...that is called 'Pollution'.. What happens if ALL of them happen to drown in a river?.....now that's called a 'Solution'..'Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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746
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Star Wars
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Woody n Sue
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3
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1044
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On ya grandma
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Woody n Sue
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801
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High moral standards
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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today.In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner.Now available with scented lemo...
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Yarra
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830
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God's Aging Plan
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Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors l...
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Yarra
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867
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Another
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can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?
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Woody n Sue
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2
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975
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Legal question
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is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody
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Woody n Sue
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8
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1307
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The Ladies Toilet
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Every cubicle is occupied.. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by som...
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LLD
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1084
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What is Celibacy?
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men,'Can you name an...
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kiwijims
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983
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Biker and the Drunk
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck na...
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Possum3
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869
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I'm just as suprised as you are.....
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-- Edited by the rocket on Sunday 7th of August 2016 07:11:01 PM
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the rocket
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School. 1950 v2016
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SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016 Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started...
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Woody2
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1196
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More Irish Jokes
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him 'Do you want the winner of the next race?' Paddy replies 'No tanks, oi've only got a small yard'. Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick 'What if one explodes before we get there?' Paddy: 'We'll lie and s...
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June
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929
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The Catholic Hairdryer
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Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of this teaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs: An attractive young woman on a flight from I...
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kiwijims
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1
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1093
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Somethings you can't explain.
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened thats so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by...
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sarg
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876
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Phew!!!!!!!...that was close.
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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom standing before him... It was their time to now stand up and talk...or forever hold their peace.. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child....and s...
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goldfinger
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988
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24 inches...
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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........ After a...
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goldfinger
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0
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876
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Getting no2
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Woody2
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1
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1041
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Some simple thoughts..
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.P.S. The views expressed in the 2nd one are not necessarily those of this Station!..lol.....Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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784
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Ya can't out smart an old farmer
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Woody n Sue
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875
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