Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forwar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

rgren2 · rgren2

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	* Beware **.. (Preview) I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forwar...	aussie_paul	0	1431	04:03 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A new sign.. (Preview) A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...	aussie_paul	0	863	04:00 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Rough Neighbourhood (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	935	03:13 PM Jan 7, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Tattoos.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1159	12:01 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Can't decide (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	3	1193	09:35 AM Jan 7, 2025 by peter67
	A horse and his best mate (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	643	07:56 PM Jan 6, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	A priest.. (Preview) A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...	aussie_paul	0	956	03:34 PM Jan 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Answering the door (Preview) I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...	Aussie1	1	936	07:49 AM Jan 5, 2025 by dorian
	Vegans (Preview) If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.	Aussie1	1	879	06:34 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Possum3
	Mother in law (Preview) Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"	Aussie1	0	862	12:35 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	Out of shape (Preview) I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.	Aussie1	0	688	12:29 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	just for a laugh xx.. (Preview) Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...	aussie_paul	0	827	07:46 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An oldie but a good one.. Ahh the Irish.. (Preview) A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...	aussie_paul	0	676	07:44 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Pilot light (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	816	07:34 PM Jan 1, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Grandfather.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	813	05:55 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	He tried.. (Preview) AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...	aussie_paul	0	715	05:51 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Graveyard.. (Preview) A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...	aussie_paul	0	799	05:47 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Deaf.. (Preview) ]	aussie_paul	0	598	05:45 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Heart transplant.. (Preview) An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...	aussie_paul	0	611	05:41 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ohh (Preview)	rgren2	1	1216	10:08 AM Dec 31, 2024 by Roy E
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