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Never step on a little old Lady's wet floor.........!
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Goldfinger
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881
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Together at last
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Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...
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891
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Hardened criminals..
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aussie_paul
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807
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Culture
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men to...tally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery...
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815
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Weight Loss Program
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..... She introduces herself as a representat...
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895
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Multi-Tasking on a Cell Phone......have you done this too?....?.....
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A cell phone I won't be borrowing any time soon....!...!...lol....bet you watch it twice.......Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 24th of March 2017 05:53:34 PM
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Goldfinger
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805
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Differing perspectives
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Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. Ho...
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857
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Woman Pregnant
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies were OK.The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy so...
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Yarra
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844
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The Haircut....
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Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting... One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing Community Service this week' The florist was pleased and left t...
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Goldfinger
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944
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Irish Password Joke
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During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password : he replied 'Bejazus! are yez feckin' stupid? I was told me passw...
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Yarra
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912
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to...
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Yarra
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Grandma & Grandpa
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10...
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778
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Three Nuns
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Three nuns died and were at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approaches the first nun and tells her before she enters heaven she must correctly answer a skill-testing question. The nun steps forward and St. Peter asks, Who was the first man? The nun responds Oh that's easy, Adam. The trumpets blow, the...
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703
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We Really Shouldn't Laugh Now.......Should We?.......
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I guess we can think of this the next time one of these little darlings' steal from one of our RV' sites... ........Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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758
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See!....Size Really Does Count......
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Now, I can Identify with this one!.........Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Get's Harder as you get older
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An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?""Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?""No," replied the man."Do you drink...
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Des and Jane
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761
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A Couple More for Grey Nomads.....
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Humour with some truth....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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790
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Bank
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Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &...
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Yarra
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765
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True Art
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...
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739
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Not for men only
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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra! Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs th...
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