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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupiedFinally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the...

rgren2 · rgren2

When you're over sixty...Who cares?*****************************I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."Cost me a...

Woody2 · Woody2

----------------------------------------Subject: Olympic BallsHere are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during theOlympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw hersnatch this morning during her warm up...

Woody2 · Woody2

This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The th...

Woody2 · Woody2

As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk"I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."

Woody2 · Woody2

*Nude Runner*A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!''I can't jump out...

Woody2 · Woody2

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property set...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

The Spell Checker. Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came withmy pea sea. It planely marques four my revue. Miss steaks eyekin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word. And weight fourit two say. Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me straita weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid. It nose bee fore twolo...

Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:25:17 PM -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:28:08 PM

Magnarc · Magnarc

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it d...

Cadpete · Cadpete

'Do not touch.' Must be one of the scariest things to read in braille!

Yarra · Yarra

Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...

Moorey · Moorey

Moorey

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

kiwijims · kiwijims

Ya never know when your time is up !!! http://safeshare.tv/w/kLlmcNCGBk K.J.

Hendo · Hendo

Donald Trump became US President and went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died. The undertaker then told the American Diplomats who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Ho...

Yarra · Yarra

George and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year George would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know George, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year George and Martha went to the...

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	How to get a pay rise (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	698	06:45 PM Sep 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Help for us Aussie to understand our Kiwi friends (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1025	04:52 PM Sep 14, 2016 by Blues Man
	Going on a date back in the 50s darn I was only born in the 50s (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	889	06:49 PM Sep 13, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! (Preview) The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupiedFinally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the...	Hoodathunkit	1	949	08:51 AM Sep 13, 2016 by hokianga
	When you're over 60 (Preview) When you're over sixty...Who cares?*****************************I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."Cost me a...	rgren2	0	1108	11:04 PM Sep 10, 2016 by rgren2
	Olympic Balls up (Preview) ----------------------------------------Subject: Olympic BallsHere are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during theOlympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw hersnatch this morning during her warm up...	Woody2	0	884	07:38 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	This is alarming ! (Preview) This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The th...	Woody2	0	793	07:35 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Wrong bed (Preview) As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk"I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."	Woody2	0	869	07:33 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Nude runner (Preview) Nude RunnerA woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!''I can't jump out...	Woody2	0	807	07:31 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Cool headed woman!!!! (Preview) This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property set...	Woody2	0	735	07:30 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	The Spell Chequer (Preview) The Spell Checker. Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came withmy pea sea. It planely marques four my revue. Miss steaks eyekin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word. And weight fourit two say. Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me straita weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid. It nose bee fore twolo...	Woody n Sue	3	1029	07:24 PM Sep 10, 2016 by grahos
	Has R rated language (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:25:17 PM -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:28:08 PM	Woody2	0	740	07:12 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Doctor doctor........... (Preview) An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it d...	Magnarc	0	860	08:43 AM Sep 10, 2016 by Magnarc
	Do NOT touch! (Preview) 'Do not touch.' Must be one of the scariest things to read in braille!	Cadpete	1	1017	12:28 PM Sep 9, 2016 by Hendo
	Two little old ladies (Preview) Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...	Yarra	0	895	08:29 AM Sep 9, 2016 by Yarra
	Why Hearing Clarity Is Important (Preview) Moorey	Moorey	2	999	04:12 PM Sep 7, 2016 by Baggie
	This may have been on before but I think it's a classic (Preview)	Woody n Sue	4	959	09:58 PM Sep 6, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Fatal wing suit flight in Rio (Preview) Ya never know when your time is up !!! http://safeshare.tv/w/kLlmcNCGBk K.J.	kiwijims	3	1221	07:48 PM Sep 4, 2016 by Cruising Cruze
	Trump (Preview) Donald Trump became US President and went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died. The undertaker then told the American Diplomats who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Ho...	Hendo	1	1174	07:41 PM Sep 4, 2016 by Cruising Cruze
	Ten dollars is ten dollars (Preview) George and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year George would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know George, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year George and Martha went to the...	Yarra	0	894	10:29 AM Sep 3, 2016 by Yarra
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