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Newspapers
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WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.
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MURPHY'S LAW
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How to predict a patdown
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Sold a lawn mower on gumtree today
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I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning
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Only the lonely
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A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...
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Is this what we have to look forward to......
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Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...
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Kitty-cats can indeed stutter.....
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students.. "Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says.. A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered." The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the in...
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This make me raugh out roud....
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Was paying visit to my Chinese Doctor today.....they advertise everything in their waiting rooms now..... I asked him about this light switch promotion in his waiting room..... He say "If light stay on more than 4 hour, I should call Erectrician.........! This of course make me raugh out roud......
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How to dress a chicken
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Chinese proverb
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A Mans age
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A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to BunningsYou are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on....
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Sexual harassment
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-- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 11th of July 2016 07:33:08 AM
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Friends
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Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get m...
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Stairway to Heaven
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,...
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Yet Another Genie Joke
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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the windo...
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Shopping ..
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!" He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only tim...
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lol...
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Thank you for flying Qantas
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All part of the job and thank you for flying Qantas!! A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big...
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Baptism
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Baptizing an IrishmanAn Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,whereupon,...
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Seniors center
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex...' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I...
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