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Blonde.
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...
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Female Dentist
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A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...
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Little Eddy has really upset the girls at school
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After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...
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Yarra
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Philippine Driver's Handbook.
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I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM
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Free
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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...
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China...
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When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...
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aussie_paul
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Sammy
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Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...
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rgren2
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lol
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...
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A young Army officer
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A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...
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Paddy & Mick
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Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...
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OH...OH....OH....SOME MONKEY BUSINESS.....
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A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...
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Goldfinger
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How to drink your coffee in perfect peace!.....
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Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..
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Goldfinger
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The Flasher and the Lift.......
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Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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959
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The blind Archer's clever idea....
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For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..
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Goldfinger
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Sign in Doctor's Office............
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You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.
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kiwijims
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Dad jokes.
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1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...
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lol........
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I was sitting at the bar..........
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I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...
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A new priest at his first mass....
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...
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Martha Jones, Room 302...
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...
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