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True love


A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldnāt remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they eceived in response to their message. Below are some of the hilarious replies If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? 1. Who the hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong? 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 8. Am I dreaming? 9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she. Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?

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How true.

I often pick flowers from our garden. Never bought flowers. If I did buy some I would probably get one or more of the reactions as above.

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If you really want to know true love, lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for four hours, when you open it, see which one is pleased to see you...Rick



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