Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

oldphartz · oldphartz

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

Hurls · Hurls

What a bloody rippa! They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many na...

Yarra · Yarra

A man goes into an establishment for prostitution rather late, on a Friday night, and is told, "Sir, I'm sorry, but due to the late hour, all the girls are presently occupied. If you want a girl, I suggest you get here earlier, but we do have one attraction which may interest you." The man responds, "Wh...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem bu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Today I saw an ant in my kitchen, I was bored so I put a sugar cube out for her. She had some of the sugar and then off she went (obviously to tell all her friends) so I quickly hid the sugar cube because I want them all to think she is a liar

Woody2 · Woody2

Once upon a time ... The king called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The royal weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain for at least 4 days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey...

Woody2 · Woody2

Correct English Definition I phoned a long standing friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment". (I was impressed......) On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing the dis...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo.

Possum3 · Possum3

A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things First boy: Alligator Teacher: Very Good that's a big word... Second boy : Predator Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done Little Johnny: Vibrator. After nearly falling off her chair Teacher: That is a big word,bu...

Yarra · Yarra

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go.1. Ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons & tomatoes ... really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... and cheese... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza!2. How to prepare Tofu:First throw it in the trash and then grill s...

Yarra · Yarra

Everything Hurts, And What Doesn't Hurt, Doesn't Work.Your Little Black Book Contains Names Only Ending In M.D.You Get Winded Playing Chess.You Join A Health Club And Don't Go.You Still Chase The Opposite Sex But Don't Know Why.You Look Forward To Dull Evenings.You Turn Out The Lights For Economi...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."... "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out...

Ron-D · Ron-D

oops mistake sorry Link did not work... -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:11:50 AM -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:17:18 AM

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	Sad day for a mate.......Warning,tad off colour..... (Preview) A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...	Goldfinger	0	799	03:58 PM Feb 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	With apologies to any blondes on here (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	953	06:00 PM Feb 11, 2017 by Felicia
	Something to look forward too? (Preview)	oldphartz	0	927	12:33 AM Feb 11, 2017 by oldphartz
	Prostate exam (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	821	06:33 PM Feb 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Powerful Message...... (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	752	03:20 PM Feb 10, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?" (Preview) What a bloody rippa! They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many na...	Hurls	1	1034	08:28 PM Feb 9, 2017 by Baggie
	The Adult Show (Preview) A man goes into an establishment for prostitution rather late, on a Friday night, and is told, "Sir, I'm sorry, but due to the late hour, all the girls are presently occupied. If you want a girl, I suggest you get here earlier, but we do have one attraction which may interest you." The man responds, "Wh...	Yarra	1	1107	10:24 PM Feb 8, 2017 by Blues Man
	S'pose it may work (C&P) (Preview) After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem bu...	Possum3	0	910	05:28 PM Feb 7, 2017 by Possum3
	Ant. (Preview) Today I saw an ant in my kitchen, I was bored so I put a sugar cube out for her. She had some of the sugar and then off she went (obviously to tell all her friends) so I quickly hid the sugar cube because I want them all to think she is a liar	Possum3	1	908	06:08 PM Feb 6, 2017 by Felicia
	Weather forecaster (Preview) Once upon a time ... The king called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The royal weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain for at least 4 days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey...	Woody2	1	900	06:04 PM Feb 6, 2017 by Felicia
	Correct English Definition (Preview) *Correct English Definition* *I phoned a long standing friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".* (I was impressed......) *On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing the dis...*	Woody2	0	975	04:54 PM Feb 6, 2017 by Woody2
	Gettin' Older......... (Preview) Hoo Roo.	Goldfinger	0	904	03:22 PM Feb 5, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Little Johnny (Preview) A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things First boy: Alligator Teacher: Very Good that's a big word... Second boy : Predator Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done Little Johnny: Vibrator. After nearly falling off her chair Teacher: That is a big word,bu...	Possum3	0	873	11:07 AM Feb 5, 2017 by Possum3
	Something about Senior Moments.... I think? But I Can't Remember (Preview) My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go.1. Ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons & tomatoes ... really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... and cheese... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza!2. How to prepare Tofu:First throw it in the trash and then grill s...	Yarra	0	949	10:10 AM Feb 3, 2017 by Yarra
	How do you know when you're growing old (Preview) Everything Hurts, And What Doesn't Hurt, Doesn't Work.Your Little Black Book Contains Names Only Ending In M.D.You Get Winded Playing Chess.You Join A Health Club And Don't Go.You Still Chase The Opposite Sex But Don't Know Why.You Look Forward To Dull Evenings.You Turn Out The Lights For Economi...	Yarra	0	829	09:59 AM Feb 3, 2017 by Yarra
	Safe sex (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	931	07:12 PM Feb 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Grandma's memory (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	794	07:11 PM Feb 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Man gets beaten up in elevator (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1184	07:09 PM Feb 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Bless me Father...... (Preview) "Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."... "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out...	Possum3	0	872	10:22 PM Feb 1, 2017 by Possum3
	Trying to argue with the misses (Preview) oops mistake sorry Link did not work... -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:11:50 AM -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:17:18 AM	Ron-D	6	1517	08:44 AM Jan 31, 2017 by Goldfinger
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