Husband:  Love.....
Wife:  Leave me alone! Husband:  It won't take long.
Wife:  I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:  I can't sleep now.
Wife:  Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? 
Husband:  Because I'm hot. 
Wife:  You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband:  If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife:  If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:  You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. 
Husband:  Please...come on 
Wife:  All right. 
Husband:  What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife:  I can't find it.
Husband:  For heaven's sake, feel your way.
Wife:  There! Do you feel better?
Husband:  Oh, yes. 
Wife:  Is it up far enough?
Husband:  Yes, that's good. 
Wife:  Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, 
do it yourself!!!!!