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Protocol
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentin...ean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guate...
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Possum3
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1
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729
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Politics
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's c...all me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care o...
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Possum3
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0
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689
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...........
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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'ma, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lo...
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June
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8
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1244
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Beware of that Underwear Dust.......
(Preview)
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husba...
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June
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2
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852
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Irish Lecturer.
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An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...
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Possum3
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1
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860
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Dear Doctor
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Hendo
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3
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929
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Irish Baptism
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An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "...
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Spydermann
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2
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1029
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SORRY if this brakes the rules, but I am not a Golpher.
(Preview)
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to...
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Young Simmo
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1
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900
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Men in Heaven
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Plain Truth
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1
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959
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If you don't laugh, you have a problem.
(Preview)
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...
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Young Simmo
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3
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1072
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Electricity Fails
(Preview)
https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/
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Possum3
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3
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1386
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The Wifes Demo
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kiwijims
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0
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900
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A man boarded an aeroplane ...
(Preview)
.....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...
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aussie_paul
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0
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856
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Read the book first
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A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...
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Young Simmo
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0
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795
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Water in the carburettor...
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WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...
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aussie_paul
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1
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808
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mrs browns misunderstand about their dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.
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Lesley F
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1
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882
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Avocados
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...
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aussie_paul
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2
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894
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New Scam Ladies Beware
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Yarra
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2
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1023
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I might change my mind about something.
(Preview)
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's...
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Young Simmo
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0
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929
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Ireckon
(Preview)
Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPAD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. She wasn`t impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK, and iCLEAN network. This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.
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Phillipn
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813
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