Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I guess we can think of this the next time one of these little darlings' steal from one of our RV' sites... ........Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Now, I can Identify with this one!.........Hoo Roo

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?""Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?""No," replied the man."Do you drink...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Humour with some truth....Hoo Roo

Yarra · Yarra

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &...

Possum3 · Possum3

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...

Yarra · Yarra

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra! Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs th...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yaketty · Yaketty

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl. Afterwards they go back to her parents place. They were just beginning to have sex on the couch. When he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck. Before he could turn around her father said, "If you are a real lorry driver, you'll be able to back out of th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..how would you react?.....some would be predictable....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."... "Great", says Tom, "Af...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A virile young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands... On their wedding night she whispered to her new husband....."Please be gentle dearest...I'm still a Virgin"..... "How can that be"...said the puzzled groom..."if you've been married ten times previously"...

rgren2 · rgren2

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""W...

Possum3 · Possum3

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was i...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I can almost hear your creative responses...lol....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Would he get away with this today?...I think not...Hoo Roo

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Irishman with a farm passed onHe wanted his three sons who could never agree on anything to stop arguing His Will said that he did not want the farm sold, and that if his three sons could not agree to share the farm together, then it would go to an English cats homeEnglish RSPCA picked up on this piece of new...

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	We Really Shouldn't Laugh Now.......Should We?....... (Preview) I guess we can think of this the next time one of these little darlings' steal from one of our RV' sites... ........Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	698	08:24 AM Mar 22, 2017 by Blues Man
	See!....Size Really Does Count...... (Preview) Now, I can Identify with this one!.........Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	779	07:02 AM Mar 22, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Get's Harder as you get older (Preview) An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?""Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?""No," replied the man."Do you drink...	Des and Jane	0	686	11:17 PM Mar 21, 2017 by Des and Jane
	A Couple More for Grey Nomads..... (Preview) Humour with some truth....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	726	06:16 PM Mar 21, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Bank (Preview) Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &...	Yarra	1	696	04:07 PM Mar 21, 2017 by Travel Bug
	True Art (Preview) A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...	Possum3	0	674	12:11 PM Mar 21, 2017 by Possum3
	Not for men only (Preview) A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra! Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs th...	Yarra	0	673	09:15 AM Mar 21, 2017 by Yarra
	Is there still a spark in your relationship (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	876	04:43 PM Mar 20, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Oz place names (Preview)	Yaketty	3	823	02:09 AM Mar 20, 2017 by Cadpete
	Are we there yet (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	714	07:30 PM Mar 19, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	A Real Lorry Driver (Preview) A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl. Afterwards they go back to her parents place. They were just beginning to have sex on the couch. When he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck. Before he could turn around her father said, "If you are a real lorry driver, you'll be able to back out of th...	Woody n Sue	2	908	07:02 PM Mar 19, 2017 by Baggie
	Fake book covers....a tad risque'...... (Preview) ..how would you react?.....some would be predictable....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	1068	12:02 PM Mar 19, 2017 by Yaketty
	Secluded Mountain Cabin (Preview) After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."... "Great", says Tom, "Af...	Possum3	1	806	09:03 PM Mar 18, 2017 by iana
	The 11th Husband..... (Preview) A virile young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands... On their wedding night she whispered to her new husband....."Please be gentle dearest...I'm still a Virgin"..... "How can that be"...said the puzzled groom..."if you've been married ten times previously"...	Goldfinger	0	723	04:36 PM Mar 18, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Kind hearted lawyer. (Preview) One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""W...	rgren2	3	886	10:52 AM Mar 18, 2017 by rockylizard
	An Oldie. (Preview) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...	Possum3	0	765	09:11 PM Mar 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Little Sally (Preview) Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was i...	Woody n Sue	0	830	08:23 PM Mar 16, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Novel Fishing Lures.......! (Preview) I can almost hear your creative responses...lol....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	832	09:31 PM Mar 14, 2017 by Goldfinger
	You call that Politically Incorrect?..THIS is Benny Hill at his Classically Politically Incorrectness best..lmao.. (Preview) Would he get away with this today?...I think not...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	849	08:06 PM Mar 14, 2017 by Baggie
	Politically correctness (Preview) Irishman with a farm passed onHe wanted his three sons who could never agree on anything to stop arguing His Will said that he did not want the farm sold, and that if his three sons could not agree to share the farm together, then it would go to an English cats homeEnglish RSPCA picked up on this piece of new...	Tony Bev	0	871	07:50 PM Mar 13, 2017 by Tony Bev
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