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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Husband: Love..... Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep now. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. H...

RustyD · RustyD

RustyD · RustyD

Possum3 · Possum3

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, So I did; she's 21 and her name's Lucy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, Just because my girlfriend...

RustyD · RustyD

I couldn't help but over-hear two young guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired. His buddy says: Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 & 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A f...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

RustyD · RustyD

FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...

Possum3 · Possum3

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo

Phillipn · Phillipn

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...

Possum3 · Possum3

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The dangers of riding at high speed?.....lmao...Hoo Roo... short video..

Yarra · Yarra

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...

Possum3 · Possum3

My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Somethings different.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	835	06:37 PM Jul 5, 2017 by aussie_paul
	She is hot... (Preview) Husband: Love..... *Wife:* Leave me alone! *Husband:* It won't take long. *Wife:* I won't be able to sleep afterwards. *Husband:* I can't sleep now. *Wife:* Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? *Husband:* Because I'm hot. *Wife:* You get hot at the darnedest times. *H...*	aussie_paul	0	869	06:28 PM Jul 5, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Old Meanings (Preview)	RustyD	0	729	05:00 PM Jul 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Another Year Older (Preview)	RustyD	0	753	04:59 PM Jul 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Try again (Preview) The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, So I did; she's 21 and her name's Lucy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, Just because my girlfriend...	Possum3	1	860	04:51 PM Jul 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Too Much Sex (Preview) I couldn't help but over-hear two young guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired. His buddy says: Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 & 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A f...	RustyD	0	741	02:14 PM Jul 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Guys I need some help ! (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	923	12:14 AM Jul 5, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Cooktown (Preview) FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me...	RustyD	1	869	10:02 AM Jul 4, 2017 by brickies
	Barber (Preview) A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...	Possum3	0	739	09:51 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Prison vs work (Preview) IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...	Possum3	0	679	08:54 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Cold in Canberra. (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM	aussie_paul	2	847	12:26 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	See that!...you schmuck! (Preview) Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	792	06:03 PM Jul 3, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Bumper Bar Stickers (Preview)	Phillipn	0	840	08:47 PM Jul 2, 2017 by Phillipn
	Never fight with your wife unless your prepared to pay (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	780	01:04 PM Jul 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Mystery (Preview) An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...	Possum3	0	814	08:41 AM Jul 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Geography (Preview) GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...	Possum3	0	810	08:37 AM Jul 2, 2017 by Possum3
	What fantastic M/Bike riding skills she 'Displays'...... (Preview) The dangers of riding at high speed?.....lmao...Hoo Roo... short video..	Goldfinger	0	789	02:16 PM Jul 1, 2017 by Goldfinger
	WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...	Yarra	1	943	01:23 PM Jul 1, 2017 by Bryan
	The cat. (Preview) My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...	Possum3	0	772	10:08 AM Jul 1, 2017 by Possum3
	Opinion Poll (Preview)	Phillipn	0	785	09:25 PM Jun 30, 2017 by Phillipn
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