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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Hendo · Hendo

Hillary Clinton decides to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she feels about him. Trump opens the letter and it appears to contain a single- line coded message: 370HSSV 0773H. Trump, not for the first time, is now completely baffled so he e-mails it to Melania Trump (his current wi...

kiwijims · kiwijims

An oldie but a goodie....................Aussie Computer Terminology - Getting ready for Broadband in the bush!! A little bit of Aussie culcha. LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Get...

Yarra · Yarra

The phone rings, a woman answers, "Hello".A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight butt with no hair!"The woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf - who shall I say is calling?"

Woody2 · Woody2

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each o...

Woody2 · Woody2

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. ' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The prie...

Woody2 · Woody2

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an ani...

Woody2 · Woody2

An Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with a woman. The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're no...

Yarra · Yarra

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.

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goldfinger · goldfinger

I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.

Moorey · Moorey

A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...

Yarra · Yarra

..so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow.'As soon as I'll get there, I'll light a candle for you,' he promises.Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 ye...

Yarra · Yarra

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

LLD · LLD

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

-- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 15th of August 2016 07:56:11 AM

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	Sports commentators (Preview)	Woody n Sue	5	1082	08:54 PM Aug 24, 2016 by Baggie
	Trump (Preview) Hillary Clinton decides to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she feels about him. Trump opens the letter and it appears to contain a single- line coded message: 370HSSV 0773H. Trump, not for the first time, is now completely baffled so he e-mails it to Melania Trump (his current wi...	Hendo	3	923	08:49 PM Aug 24, 2016 by Baggie
	Broadband in the Bush (Preview) An oldie but a goodie....................Aussie Computer Terminology - Getting ready for Broadband in the bush!! A little bit of Aussie culcha. LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Get...	kiwijims	0	879	01:37 AM Aug 24, 2016 by kiwijims
	Obscene Phone Call (Preview) The phone rings, a woman answers, "Hello".A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight butt with no hair!"The woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf - who shall I say is calling?"	Yarra	0	909	09:01 AM Aug 23, 2016 by Yarra
	92 yrs old (Preview) An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each o...	Woody2	0	961	05:54 PM Aug 22, 2016 by Woody2
	Forgive me ,father (Preview) There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. ' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The prie...	Woody2	0	939	05:51 PM Aug 22, 2016 by Woody2
	Irish no 2 (Preview) Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an ani...	Woody2	0	904	05:46 PM Aug 22, 2016 by Woody2
	Irish no1 (Preview) An Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with a woman. The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're no...	Woody2	0	879	05:42 PM Aug 22, 2016 by Woody2
	A lesson for men (Preview) A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.	Yarra	0	881	03:24 PM Aug 22, 2016 by Yarra
	Beryl's marriage problem (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	970	09:49 PM Aug 20, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A woman spots an attractive man at a party (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	906	08:07 PM Aug 20, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A man was on a bus when this happened (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	819	08:02 PM Aug 20, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	.....so go fly a kite she said.... (Preview) I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...	goldfinger	0	819	12:48 PM Aug 20, 2016 by goldfinger
	Factory accident (Preview) A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.	rockylizard	1	996	04:42 PM Aug 19, 2016 by goldfinger
	New Wine Seniors (Preview) A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...	Moorey	0	984	09:54 PM Aug 18, 2016 by Moorey
	A couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant.. (Preview) ..so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow.'As soon as I'll get there, I'll light a candle for you,' he promises.Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 ye...	Yarra	0	828	09:38 AM Aug 18, 2016 by Yarra
	Sportsmanship (Preview) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy n...	Yarra	0	767	09:35 AM Aug 18, 2016 by Yarra
	lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	753	08:51 PM Aug 16, 2016 by aussie_paul
	The Oval Office (Preview)	LLD	1	801	07:50 PM Aug 16, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Have we all seen something like this ? (Preview) -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 15th of August 2016 07:56:11 AM	Woody n Sue	1	843	07:07 PM Aug 16, 2016 by spida
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