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Don't you want the batteries
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A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...
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HYPNOSIS.......
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HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...
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Racial profiling
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Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...
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Debbie's no friend of mine !!!
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One wet Pooch.......... K.J.
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Some Strange but (Perhaps?) True Stories.
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A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climbout, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a public service movie in 1983 on "The Dangers of Low-Level Br...
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Grey Nomad males...just form a line behind me....Korean Engrish Resson...
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.......I want some...of whatever it is....lmao....Hoo Roo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE
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Never step on a little old Lady's wet floor.........!
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Together at last
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Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...
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Hardened criminals..
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Culture
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men to...tally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery...
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Weight Loss Program
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..... She introduces herself as a representat...
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Multi-Tasking on a Cell Phone......have you done this too?....?.....
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A cell phone I won't be borrowing any time soon....!...!...lol....bet you watch it twice.......Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 24th of March 2017 05:53:34 PM
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Differing perspectives
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Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. Ho...
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Woman Pregnant
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies were OK.The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy so...
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The Haircut....
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Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting... One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing Community Service this week' The florist was pleased and left t...
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Irish Password Joke
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During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password : he replied 'Bejazus! are yez feckin' stupid? I was told me passw...
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to...
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Grandma & Grandpa
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10...
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Three Nuns
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Three nuns died and were at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approaches the first nun and tells her before she enters heaven she must correctly answer a skill-testing question. The nun steps forward and St. Peter asks, Who was the first man? The nun responds Oh that's easy, Adam. The trumpets blow, the...
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