Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter -
She; "whatcha doin?"
He; Just "swattin' flies",
She; "Caught any?"
He; "Yep two boys and three girls"
She; "Howdya know wat they were?"
He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
